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Sunday, August 07, 2005

STD

bitch is now known as SLUT.

she sneaked out of our hotel room at 3 in the morning and met her new porn shop boyfriend for sex.

she's meeting him again tonight and is spending the whole day with him tommorrow... u can only imagine what she must be doing.

STD!

STD!

STD!

she aint sharing any food with me anymore.

PERIOD.

me, "WHAT CAN BE OPEN AT 3 AM IN THE MORNING! WHERE CAN THEY GO SIA!" linc, " HER LEGS..."

THAT ONE GOT ME GOOD.

apparently her new bf called her to leave a msg,"hi juls, i'm jimmy. missing u loads already..... etc etc"

is he missing her or missing her vagina. or maybe he's just missing transfering his STDS to her.

i made a dare with by and linc today. they dared me to ask her how was her night last night. me, the moment she stepped into the room," HEY! HOW WAS SEX WITH THE PORN SHOP OWNER?" blut," IT WAS GREAT!" upon 2nd thoughts blut said," erm no lah, we didnt do anything..." YEAH MY FUCKING FLAMING BALLS.

made another dare with by. she dared me to make a snipe comment. as julia was leaving i shouted," USE PROTECTION! U NEVER KNOW WHAT U MIGHT CATCH!" blut,"....." she pretended she didnt hear me. me," USE PROTECTION!" blut," ..... (door slams behind her as she storms outta the room." LAUGHTER ECHOS THROUGHOUT THE ROOM.

blut was carrying tons of stuff as she was leaving the room. i used the trip that youngsters master in the trains. the "pretend to be sleeping so that u wld not have to give up ur seat ploy." mine was abit different. it was the "i'm looking at u struggle and i'm enjoying it + dun even try asking me for help look." linc glanced at her and glanced away. typical "out of sight out of mind tatic." by was just being by.

as we were leaving for the mall today, blut was in the toilet. linc (i duno whether it was done out of ignorance of spite) went," LET'S LEAVE WITHOUT HER. I DUN WANT TO WAIT FOR HER!" he nailed the final nail in the coffin with a slam dunk. by," shld we wait for her?" LINC AKA DA MAN, " I CANT BE BOTHERED!!!" AND THE TOILET DOOR WAS AJAR. ie, she cld fucking hear us talking , she can definately hear him shouting.

linc's analogy, she can fucking go off at 3am in the morning and come back at 10. and she spends the whole time laying and bed when she's knows we're going out. BITCH. i'm not gonna waste my time waiting for her.

my sentiments exactly.

we left.

linc is now singing "ONE NIGHT WITHOUT HER. woo hoo..."

he's also singing " HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLEUJAH!"

I'M SMILING AND BY'S SLEEPING.

home day after tommorrow.

night's senoritas.

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