It would be really sweet if you would come up to prague.

Today, my friend got pickpocketed. or rather, she left her bag hanging behind her on her chair. the damage of 100 euros, 1 driving license and 1 identity card wasn't nearing as bad as knowing that someone had stolen your bag and it was no one's fault but your own.

On the way to the supermart later, she was brandishing a 100 euro bill while crossing the road. Once bitten not shy.

Oh, i'm in barcelona and somehow company's better when it's smaller.

i hate it when things don't go my way. but i'm guessing not everything can go your way. if you don't mind it doesn't matter but too much of the former leads to too little of the latter.

at times, i really wonder how it would be like to go off into the sunset on my own, with unlimited cash and my backpack and me. and unlimited cash.

On the topic of what he's doing in school till 530, my friend said he's setting up a club. (I'm too lazy to copy the thing and post it as pictures but the below conversation is 100% true and unedited.)

MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
smusex
Puff says:
what the fuck

MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:

Puff says:
so what do u guys do there?
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
mass orgy
Puff says:
wtf
haha
that's damn sick
so who else is in the club?
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
smu
Puff says:
who's smu?
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
up to me
Puff says:
ur president?
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
emepror
Puff says:
emperor!
woah!
haha
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:

Puff says:
so now ur mervyl cock gaylord emperor of smuSEX
correct?
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
eh come to sch leh
i nd entertain ment until 530
Puff says:
what happened to ur club members?
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
shagged out
Puff says:
so fast?
ur the emperor lei
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
ya they're weak, not like their strong emperor
Puff says:
oh so they're shagged out
not u?
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
i'm all conquering !!!

the blanks are emoticons, use ur imagination.

It's amazing how much hype a parie dog can cause.







and for those who remember zoolander, yeah the one that malaysia banned...

She's terrible confused in this show, she doesnt know if she's speaking chinese or cantonese. When she wants something, she goes HAI and when she doesnt want something, she goes BU.
And the chinese master is so typical of all chinese period dramas...




But i still love this show and this is a reason why.



Realise how he dies from the 5 dunno what dunno what heart exploding etc etc?



classic.

Who I am hates who I've been

I watched the proverbial sunrise
Coming up over the Pacific and
You might think I'm losing my mind,
But I will shy away from the specifics...

'cause I don't want you to know where I am
'cause then you'll see my heart
In the saddest state it's ever been.

This is no place to try and live my life.

[Pre-Chorus]
Stop right there. That's exactly where I lost it.
See that line. Well I never should have crossed it.
Stop right there. Well I never should have said
That it's the very moment that
I wish that I could take back.

[Chorus]
I'm sorry for the person I became.
I'm sorry that it took so long for me to change.
I'm ready to be sure I never become that way again
'cause who I am hates who I've been.
Who I am hates who I've been.

I talk to absolutely no one.
Couldn't keep to myself enough.
And the things bottled inside have finally begun
To create so much pressure that I'll soon blow up.

I heard the reverberating footsteps
Synching up to the beating of my heart,
And I was positive that unless I got myself together,
I would watch me fall apart.

And I can't let that happen again
'cause then you'll see my heart
In the saddest state it's ever been.

This is no place to try and live my life.

[Pre-Chorus x2]
[Chorus]

Who I am hates who I've been
And who I am will take the second chance you gave me.
Who I am hates who I've been
'cause who I've been only ever made me...

So sorry for the person I became.
So sorry that it took so long for me to change.
I'm ready to be sure I never become that way again
'cause who I am hates who I've been.
Who I am hates who I've been.

Of being extra and unwanted.

Weekend Cars

A friend just told me that her sibling got fined driving a weekend car during the peak hours without a valid pass. This then caused me to do some research on weekend cars which lead me to some conclusions.

The weekend car (distinguished by a red license plate) is also known as the WEC scheme which is also known as the OPC scheme. As to why there’re 2 schemes to essentially the same thing, don’t ask me.

There’s nothing regarding penalties of violating the WEC/OPC scheme on LTA’s website while www.onemotoring.com.sg has 1 liner saying offenders can expect to pay around $10,000.

I proceeded to go to the Singapore Statues and check out the exact penalties. I threw searches relating to the WEC/OPC/Weekend cars and nothing came up. I finally found it under the road traffic act s 11A, under the law, we can be fined up to $5,000 for not displaying a pass on their 1st offense and up to $10,000 for their 2nd offense. What’s really shocking is that

(4) Any person who —
(a) falsifies an identification mark or plate prescribed in the case of a motor vehicle issued with a licence subject to the restriction referred to in subsection (1); or
(b) displays, or causes or permits to be displayed, a falsified identification mark or plate on such a motor vehicle,
shall be guilty of an offence and shall on conviction be punished with a fine not exceeding $20,000 or with imprisonment for a term not exceeding 12 months or with both.

Like what the fuck! That’s a total of $20,000 if I displayed an expired road sign while driving during the peak period without a valid sign right? FLAMING TESTICLES.

Who wants a weekend car now!

And no wonder they made finding such information so difficult. Now if only I could get official figures on how much they make from people who fail/display incorrect passes/illegally change the number plates.

Clothes are the most important

zi says:
i got the prelim prospectus dear
zi says:
dated 17th jul
Puff's Horyuken! says:
cheh. the prelims lar...
Puff's Horyuken! says:
a lot of figures have changed.
Puff's Horyuken! says:
i think
Puff's Horyuken! says:
haha
Puff's Horyuken! says:
no
Puff's Horyuken! says:
i'm sure
Puff's Horyuken! says:
lol
Puff's Horyuken! says:
ur out dated
Puff's Horyuken! says:
tsk tsk
Puff's Horyuken! says:
bimbs ah bimbs...
zi says:
hahah erm it doesnt' really affect me actually
zi says:
but it's ok, as long as my clothes are not outdated
zi says:
who cares abotu prospectus anyway
zi says:
they're just pages of rubbish put tog by those poor pple on the lower ranks of the banking corporate ladder who prob just copied and pasted from some where
zi says:
clothes are so much better
Puff's Horyuken! says:
yeah as long as the clothes are in fashion
Puff's Horyuken! says:
nothing else matters
Puff's Horyuken! says:
i like totally agree
zi says:
TOTALLY

I’ve been on a does of Chinese period dramas, mainly the Condor Heroes and what strikes me as the most amazing is not their ability to jump 100m up into the air, or be able to lift 1,000kg using their internal energy but how they are always ready to spring into action and execute amazing twists and turns, WITHOUT WARMING UP. To further compound the problem, most of them are middle-old aged men.

Since coming in at 8am this morning... I've bought fruits, breakfast and processed about 10 pages of changes courtesy of the clients. It is now 6pm and I've earned $88 bucks. If I stay till 7, i would have earned a cool $100 dollars, which is just about enough for a day's expenses in europe. WOW.

Needless to say, I'm mega bored. Talking to Bimbs was the highlight of part of the day. Now i've found a new tennis khaki. But not just ANY tennis khaki but one who plays only in short skirts, hits imaginery top spins and stares at the world wondering how the hell are they not able to see her shots but secretly pleased that it's so fast no one else can see it. One who calls a tennis basket or tennis ball basket a ball picking machine with holes underneath it to pick up balls. One who has a secret weapon in the form of a sword stuck in a stone (just a really expensive tennis racquet). Who affectionately calls me Himbs after I named her Bimbs. But you've got to give her credit. She knows that you can't dislocate your eyeballs by constantly rolling them, which explains the constant rolling.

:)

Tennis soon and that weird fish place that you mentioned!

And she hides an insult within a praise by saying I'll make a good auditor...

In return, Bimbs, you'll make a great insurance agent!

It's either i'm imagining i'm getting one liner responses or i cant seem to respond to those 1 liner reponses.

Poptart rocks, next wednesday again perhaps? Same gang? And i'm not driving.