Parents

I just realised that my parents are spending more than 20,000 on me a year. Yeah, no shit about that. My tuition fees for this god forsaken institution that I am studying in make up the bulk of it. Plus my allowance which adds a sizeable **** per annum not including the petrol, parking coupons and cash card top ups which I have thankfully been excused from paying since I am no longer driving the car to school now. If you add that in, the amount of money spent on me is enormous and I wonder, would I be able to do the same for my kid if I ever have any. More importantly, would I want to do the same for my kid…

I dare say the burden now is much lighter since my sister started working but I can only imagine that how heavy the financial burden was on my parents. And I’ll be damned to forget all that.

Yesterday I read some article in the papers which told me some 300 old foggies went to court to get their children to help “maintain” them and I was like oh my flaming Lamborghini. What is happening to society when children do not want to take care of their parents. And I am not asking them to really physically take care of them should they still be able to do that themselves. Just providing money to them and the occasional visit wouldn’t be that hard now can it…

More appalling, this brother had to sue SIX MOTHER FUCKING OTHER SIBLINGS to get them to pay for their mother.

It is a dark day for society when 1 lady can bring up 6 children but 6 children cannot even take care of her when she’s old, incapacitated and bluntly put, a useless burden.
The burning question I have is if she knew this was going to happen, would she have brought up her children…

The Lucksmiths - Adolescent

I love you from the heart of my bottom
I love you from the bottom of my soul
I love the soles on your feet
I love you from the foot of the hill
(I promise I will)


I'd sail the driest desert
I'd walk the wildest seas
I'd swim the highest mountain
I'd swallow chalk and swear it was cheese


If you said please
Because I love you
And I need you
And I want you
To be mine
Because I love you
And I need you
And I want you
To be mine


I love your diamond lips
I love your rosy-red eyes
I love your cheeky cheeks
I'd tear the stars out of the midday sky
(if you said 'hi')


I'd help you walk through the window
I'd sing to you beneath your door
I'd change my name to Matthew
And be the welcome mat on your floor


I don't know what five
Because I love you
And I need you
And I want you
To be mine
'Til the end of lunchtime

....

in an attempt to defend his lack of childhood.

Jemy: CISCO CISCO says:
yeah
Jemy: CISCO CISCO says:
i know
Jemy: CISCO CISCO says:
but they can name him anything
Jemy: CISCO CISCO says:
and his name would be what they name him
Jemy: CISCO CISCO says:
could have been yoga
Jemy: CISCO CISCO says:
yogi
Jemy: CISCO CISCO says:
voda
Puff - JEMY says cheese bun tastes like marmite! says:
please!
Jemy: CISCO CISCO says:
what yoda
Jemy: CISCO CISCO says:
why yoda

he might have have a lacking childhood but he damn sure ain't done with it yet!

CHEESE BUN!

Puff - JEMY says cheese bun tastes like marmite! says:
till u decipher what i mean, eat XXX's cheese bun you will not.
Puff - JEMY says cheese bun tastes like marmite! says:
HAHAHA
Jemy: does a Cheese Bun taste like marmite? says:
what the hell
Jemy: does a Cheese Bun taste like marmite? says:
dun be a yoga
Jemy: does a Cheese Bun taste like marmite? says:
yogi
Jemy: does a Cheese Bun taste like marmite? says:
or whatever his name is


a clear lack of childhood here. it's so glaring, it's hideous.



WHO KNOWS WHAT A CHEESE BUN IS? hahaha.




i do.








i feel that trust is like a glass of ice mountain mineral water.
transparent and clean.
now, imagine taking a table spoon of water in the toilet bowl after "baking a cake" (ah beng lingo here)but prior to flushing.
proceed to empty the table spoon into the glass of ice mountain mineral water.

stir well.

would u still drink from the glass of water?

a d r

yes, the rumour mongers have struck once again. after having lunch(and being spotted by XXX) with ali g's wife/daughter / what ever u want to be called. this conversation between ali g's wife/daughter / what ever u want to be called and XXX ensued after XXX saw ali g's wife/daughter / what ever u want to be called msn nick which was " _ _ _"

Jack

Some people just cannot fucking see 2 people of the opposite sex walking together without coming to a conclusion that they might just be friends. You seem to be having a personality disorder or a case of extremely low emotional quotient. What ever the case, I hope you can just vanish off the face of this earth. Or hopefully, you mouth will grow ulcers and bleed so you can’t talk anymore.

It’s okay to speculate, ask or simply wonder whether there is anything going on. It’s understandable. Hell, who doesn’t do it. But it's not okay when you start approaching them and "jacking" them as you oh so politely like to put it. At 1st, I thought it was just a one off thing. Then, it happens again. Now I think you are just asking for a rabid dog to bite off your mother fucking balls and eat them. Do not forget that you'll probably die soon (of rabies or bleeding genitals) since you have the intellectual equivalent of a sperm and thus, not have the ability or intelligence to go see a doctor.

But then again, it probably doesn’t matter since no one gives 2 fucks about you. Except for the dog who’s eating you genitals.

p.s.
I hope I didn’t hurt you.




Typing an emo post is so much fun. I wish I could do it every single fucking day. It brings me so much joy and happiness to be pouring my heart out (what's left of it anyway). Along with it comes unparallel satisfaction of knowing that when you read this, you'll probably be asking yourself " Is it me he's referring to?" and then knowing your narcissistic self, you'll probably console yourself saying that what you did wasn’t so bad and that I was being overly sensitive. well, I would like you to know that even if I was being overly sensitive, I would rather be feeling overly sensitive and get my point across to you in the most unconfrontational manner possible than run you over with a car or set a rabid dog on you.

Ah I digress once more, I should have ended my happy post just there and then but no, this angst filled body simply cannot hold it in anymore. It’s disgusting; your behavior is simply uncalled for. It’s akin to stabbing someone in the ass and then claiming temporary insanity. Only this time, it's permanent.

Facts About Life

personally, i love the last one and maybe the one about the salmon. but the last one wins.






HANDS DOWN.

Vendetta

ignorance is bliss

me, " hey, lets go watch V for Vendetta!"

not so smart friend,"yeah! lets go!"

me, " okay, you go book tickets."

really not so smart friend," dun u think Vendetta is a damn stupid name. i mean who calls their daughters Vendetta... i thought Victorine was dumb, now there's Vendetta."

me, " yeah i agree. why dun u go around telling the rest of them (other friends not privy to this conversation) how stupid this name is."

the story ends here. the rest is up to your imagination. just know that ignorance is NOT bliss.

The best page in the universe

i've met the biggest, baddest, most evil, 100% cynical mother fucking bastard of all time.

this man knows no remorse, he knows no regret, shameless and proud are in the mix.

his website (blog is for lesser peopl) is so narssictically called the "best site in the universe".

like oh my balls.

his website, http://maddox.xmission.com/

go read it but be warned, it's an acquired taste. u might like it and if u hate it, i bet secretly u like it but ur just saying u hate it so as to uphold ur "moral" standards.





LMAO - laughing my ass off

FUNNY

in an attemPT to consolidate all the rugby's players particulars, a certain member of the exco sent out an email asking everyone to send in their particulars to him so that he can consolitate then. below is an extract


I am ************ aka Johnnash/ r0nin/ Monster_ _ ok

Hp: 81******
Msn: ***********@hotmail.com

My services are world class, affordable and memorable.
Wingman services for $10 dollar per hour
Dota coaching $ 3 dollars per hour
CS- how to stay on top of WP -> FREEEE



Cheers,

***********

miracles

while studying in school, a nubile year one glanced over at my screen and went, " how come there are so many girls on ur msn?"

i looked at him, dumbfounded and said ," cause there are more girls than guys in smu?"

and he went, " but u have A LOT. u count down and see!"

me," girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, guy, guy, girl, girl, okay, u've made ur point."




while playing cs, the "in" thing to do now is to flashbang ur own team. this is done so as in irritate the fuck out of ur team mates. for the less well informed, a "flashbang" creates a blinding white light which obviously BLINDS anything that is looking at it. for the ladies (ie, those without any imagination what so ever), it means that ur computer screen goes white for a certain amount of time. what it means is that since ur screen is white, u do not know where ur headed to etc etc.

so, while playing somebody decided to blind the person with the lowest number of kills. this person happens to be wp, what's new. anyways, wp amazing shot and killed 7 enemies while completely blinded. i mean what the fucking titties! he cant kill anything when he can see and aim and etc etc. but he can kill 7 people when he's screen is white?

what the fuck indeed.

i now believe that miracules DO happen.

WP

i kept throwing a rubber ball at wp's back while studying. finally he couldnt take it anymore and threw it at my back... it hit me with a resounding "THUD" and i went "pain"

he then said in an all motherly tone, " uh, now u know, pain right?"

me," no, i find it amazingly theraputic, i wish i could find a machine that shoots out rubber balls at my back continously."

Counter terrorist

playing cs with wp is damn good for stress relief.

number of kills
xcv 16
vfs 15
673 13
ghsk 11
hgj 10
wp 2

duing the game, (me) "WAH WP NOT BAD, WE'RE ALL IN THE DOUBLE DIGIT ZONE. BUT UR NOT TOO BAD, U JUST DOUBLED UR FRAG!!!"

a few rounds later

number of kills
xcv 35
vfs 28
673 26
ghsk 22
hgj 21
wp 6

(me again) WP!!!! CAN U PLEASE KILL SOMETHING...
jeml,"victory is measured in nanoseconds, wp is too slow..."
me," plus he always buys the wrong gun..."
jemy," fucked up."
wp," shut up lah, you all thi... SHIT! SEE LAH, BOUGHT WRONG WEAPON AGAIN!!!!!!"

finally before i left

number of kills
xcv 51
vfs 48
673 44
ghsk 42
hgj 37
wp 8

yes, 8. like tmd 8. BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

me," aye i wanna go already. see u all!"
wp," aye scared ah, why go off so early. scared i kill u ah..."
jeml," no, he scared he kill u some more."
everyone (including wp)," BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

7 nation army

I'm gonna fight 'em off
a seven nation army couldn't hold me back
they're gonna rip it off
taking their time right behind my back
and I'm talking to myself at night
because I can't forget
back and forth through my mind
behind a cigarette
and the message coming from my eyes
says leave it alone

don't want to hear about it
every single one's got a story to tell
everyone knows about it
from the queen of england to the hounds of hell
and if I catch it coming back my way
I'm gonna serve it to you
and that ain't what you want to hear
but that's what I'll do
and the feeling coming from my bones
says find a home

I'm going to wichita
far from this opera for evermore
I'm gonna work the straw
make the sweat drip out of every pore
and I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding
right before the lord
all the words are gonna bleed from me
and I will think no more
and the stains coming from my blood
tell me go back home

Girl in the little green hat

there's a lake in the park,
there's a house by the lake,
there's a girl in the house in the park by the lake in the park.
and the girl in the house by the lake in the park is the girl in the little green hat.
and tonight after 8 that's when i've got a date when the moon's riding high and the stars light the sky with the girl in the house by the lake in the park with the girl in the little green hat.
there's the water in the lake, there's the roof upon the house no trees are in the park at all.
but u wait beside the lake, i'll be welcomed at the house i'll meet her by the garden wall.
there's a ship on the lake there's a sailor on the shore there's a girl in his arms she's the girl i adore so goodbye to the house by the lake in the park and the girl in the little green hat!

Why Geek Dudes Rule

They are generally available.

Other women will tend not to steal them.

They can fix things.

Your parents will love them.

They're smart.

Ambuiguity

"it's not about being smooth, it's about casting enough ambuiguity" - to be used out of context and where applicable.








i bet half of you reading it doesnt not know what it means and that the other half of you reading it has taken out out of context and that half of half of you that thinks u know what it means does not actually know what it means.

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAA

right big c?

an irritating thing that i keep doing now, BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA.

does anyone actually laugh like this?

with the b in front i mean.

in real life i mean.

not on msn.

duh.

Smokers Section War Cries (Jemy's point of view)

Jemy: Avril lavigne is Hot! says:
sectionnnn
Jemy: Avril lavigne is Hot! says:
light upp
Jemy: Avril lavigne is Hot! says:
marlboro menthol load
Jemy: Avril lavigne is Hot! says:
lighter load
Jemy: Avril lavigne is Hot! says:
smoke out

The Evolution of a Programmer

High School/Jr.High

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END

First year in College
program Hello(input, output)
begin
  writeln('Hello World')
end.

Senior year in College
(defun hello
(print
  (cons 'Hello (list 'World))))

New professional
#include 
void main(void)
{
char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
int i;

for(i = 0; i <>
Seasoned professional
#include 
#include 

class string
{
private:
int size;
char *ptr;

public:
string() : size(0), ptr(new char('\0')) {}

string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
{
  ptr = new char[size + 1];
  strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
}

~string()
{
  delete [] ptr;
}

friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);  string &operator=(const char *); };  ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s) {  return(stream << operator="(const" size =" strlen(chrs);" ptr =" new" str = "Hello World">
Master Programmer
[
uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]
library LHello
{
  // bring in the master library
  importlib("actimp.tlb");
  importlib("actexp.tlb");

  // bring in my interfaces
  #include "pshlo.idl"

  [
  uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
  ]
  cotype THello
{
interface IHello;
interface IPersistFile;
};
};

[
exe,
uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]
module CHelloLib
{

  // some code related header files
  importheader();
  importheader();
  importheader();
  importheader("pshlo.h");
  importheader("shlo.hxx");
  importheader("mycls.hxx");

  // needed typelibs
  importlib("actimp.tlb");
  importlib("actexp.tlb");
  importlib("thlo.tlb");

  [
  uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820),
  aggregatable
  ]
  coclass CHello
{
cotype THello;
};
};


#include "ipfix.hxx"

extern HANDLE hEvent;

class CHello : public CHelloBase
{
public:
  IPFIX(CLSID_CHello);

  CHello(IUnknown *pUnk);
  ~CHello();

  HRESULT  __stdcall PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString);

private:
  static int cObjRef;
};


#include 
#include 
#include 
#include 
#include "thlo.h"
#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "mycls.hxx"

int CHello::cObjRef = 0;

CHello::CHello(IUnknown *pUnk) : CHelloBase(pUnk)
{
  cObjRef++;
  return;
}

HRESULT  __stdcall  CHello::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString)
{
  printf("%ws\n", pwszString);
  return(ResultFromScode(S_OK));
}


CHello::~CHello(void)
{

// when the object count goes to zero, stop the server
cObjRef--;
if( cObjRef == 0 )
  PulseEvent(hEvent);

return;
}

#include 
#include 
#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "mycls.hxx"

HANDLE hEvent;

int _cdecl main(
int argc,
char * argv[]
) {
ULONG ulRef;
DWORD dwRegistration;
CHelloCF *pCF = new CHelloCF();

hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL);

// Initialize the OLE libraries
CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CHello, pCF, CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,
  REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, &dwRegistration);

// wait on an event to stop
WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE);

// revoke and release the class object
CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration);
ulRef = pCF->Release();

// Tell OLE we are going away.
CoUninitialize();

return(0); }

extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;
extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;

CLSID CLSID_CHello = { /* 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
  0x2573F891,
  0xCFEE,
  0x101A,
  { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
};

UUID LIBID_CHelloLib = { /* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
  0x2573F890,
  0xCFEE,
  0x101A,
  { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
};

#include 
#include 
#include 
#include 
#include 
#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "clsid.h"

int _cdecl main(
int argc,
char * argv[]
) {
HRESULT  hRslt;
IHello        *pHello;
ULONG  ulCnt;
IMoniker * pmk;
WCHAR  wcsT[_MAX_PATH];
WCHAR  wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];

// get object path
wcsPath[0] = '\0';
wcsT[0] = '\0';
if( argc > 1) {
  mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);
  wcsupr(wcsPath);
  }
else {
  fprintf(stderr, "Object path must be specified\n");
  return(1);
  }

// get print string
if(argc > 2)
  mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
else
  wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello World");

printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath);
printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT);

// Initialize the OLE libraries
hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {


  hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk);
  if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void **)&pHello);

  if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {

// print a string out
pHello->PrintSz(wcsT);

Sleep(2000);
ulCnt = pHello->Release();
}
  else
printf("Failure to connect, status: %lx", hRslt);

  // Tell OLE we are going away.
  CoUninitialize();
  }

return(0);
}



Apprentice Hacker
#!/usr/local/bin/perl
$msg="Hello, world.\n";
if ($#ARGV >= 0) {
while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {
  $outfilename = $arg;
  open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n";
  print (FILE $msg);
  close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";
}
} else {
print ($msg);
}
1;



Experienced Hacker
#include 
#define S "Hello, World\n"
main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}



Seasoned Hacker
% cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
% a.out



Guru Hacker    
% cat
Hello, world.
^D



New Manager
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END



Middle Manager
mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello,
world."?
I need it by tomorrow.
^D



Senior Manager
% zmail jim
I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.



Chief Executive
% letter
letter: Command not found.
% mail
To: ^X ^F ^C
% help mail
help: Command not found.
% damn!
!: Event unrecognized
% logout


i love the part where they go into the manager, senior manager etc etc. how apt.

Postsecret

i was reading an international site with its base at maryland usa. it's kinda cool where people post their deepest darkest secrets when i came upon this :



just someone who obviously does not like whatever he/she is doing with his/her partner. but then it hit me, the paper is from media corp, news radio 93.8 fm. OH MY FUCKING BALLS. this person most definately is from singapore and he/she is so tormented he/she wrote in to this website seeking relief.

so, anyone who knows anyone working in media corp radio station 93.8 that is having sex, know this, this person is ur friend. and he/she needs ur help.

damn i should be getting comm service hours for this.

the link - www.postsecret.blogspot.com

Things we do in school...

for all those who read my blog (on a regular basis). the fucker in the picture is jemy.

me,"hey come school study. after we're done, we go brokeback!"

jemy," yah. after we're done studying, i go break your back."

jemy,"tombstone"

jemy,"DDT"

jemy,"BACKBREAKER"

jemy,"BWAHAHAHAHAHA"

....

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Adrian ong!

1. If you break adrian ong, you will get seven years of bad luck!
2. Research indicates that adrian ong will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
3. Adrian ong can't sweat!
4. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by adrian ong.
5. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and adrian ong has 7.
6. Adrian ong will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory.
7. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Adrian ong Head.
8. A thimbleful of adrian ong would weigh over 100 million tons.
9. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw adrian ong into a volcano it would stop erupting!
10. Adrian ong, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

Filling out forms

while filling up a form to yahoo groups regarding the cca rugby in school.

please write in not more than 200 words why would u like to join this group:

it's mr vice president here.

GOGOGO! FIREINTHEHOLE!

i've been playing too much counterstrike. GOGOGO! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FOLLOW ME! AFFIRMATIVE!

and "petter patter footsteps" WHO CAN FORGET THEM. i thought it was a phase i left after i turned 18. not it's a phase that i'm stepping back into.

the plus side, IT'S TOTALLY LIKE FUCKING FREE! (note the valley speak)

if i could be reborn, i would be a bot in CS. that way, i can kill terrorists or counter-terrorists or hostages or your team mates. BWAHAHAHAA.

i get to blow up building, stop people from blowing up buildings. save hostages. prevent hostages from being saved. camp( a term for hiding in 1 spot , obviously a more defensible spot, and shoot unsuspecting losers who deserved to be shot for not being careful.).

top ten reasons why u should play cs with rugby's ex president
1. u'll never be the lousiest player
2. u'll never the player no one wants to have in the team
3. there's always someone ur able to kill
4. if he's defusing the bomb, it'll almost certainly blow up in his face
5. or if he's planting the bomb u'll be able to somehow see his ass, stroll up to his ass and unload ur entire magazine into him at point blank. (although 2 bullets are more than sufficient)
6. that someone will ALWAYS buy the wrong weapon
7. that someone who bought the wrong weapon will throw it away
8. that someone always throws a grenade into the tunnel in de_dust REGARDLESS if there is an enemy there or not.
9. if it boils down to the 2 of u, there's no question who's walking out alive
10. if u're the last CT alive, u'll never get to defuse the bomb cause he's sitting on ur hand. (literally)

Perceptions

wrong really depends on a person's perspective doesnt it. i mean if u really think that it was wrong of me to not want to pass u the appendix that u already (because u printed it urself) had then i am speechless. the only thing i want to say is that other people did NOT have the it and try putting yourself in their shoes. they would think we were wrong for not passing whatever we could to them now don't u think.

If i could do anything to THAT particular person, it would be this :



And i used to wonder how a picture could paint a thousand words.

if i could sum up all my feelings to a particular individual now it would be this.



no, the particular person is NOT a guy.

WWJD

WWJD, are u sure it stands for "what would jesus do?"

http://www.highrock.com/personal/WWJD/

coolness webbiefied.

Some Facts

When Albert Einstein died, his final words died with him. The nurse at his side didn't understand German.

St Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland, was not Irish.

The lance ceased to be an official battle weapon in the British Army in 1927.

Pogonophobia is the fear of beards.

The magic word "Abracadabra" was originally intended for the specific purpose of curing hay fever.

Albert Einstein was once offered the Presidency of Israel. He declined saying he had no head for problems.

Only 1 child in 20 are born on the day predicted by the doctor.

The study of stupidity is called 'monology'.

There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos.

A parthenophobic has a fear of virgins.

A ten-gallon hat holds three-quarters of a gallon.

George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.

Hair

Dear Hair,

Hey! How are you? Everything's good down here.

I've been pretty busy at school lately but the chicks are worth it. My car has just been washed, as it has been washed once every 30 days or so for the past year year or so, maybe less, probably more. You'll have to forgive me if you already knew this stuff, but I figured you might not be up to date since you're too busy slowly falling out my fucking head you ungrateful assholes.

I just don't get it. We've been together for as long as I can remember. How can you just throw that all away?! I washed you. I patted you dry. I took you to expensive salons. But I guess that wasn't good enough, was it? Where did it all go wrong? Just tell me, and I'll fix it. I can change, I swear!

Honestly, I feel like I don't even know who you are anymore. Do you really think a life down the drain or stuck in some brush is going to be better than what you have with me in my scalp??? I promise you, it won't be.

But if that's the way you want it, then fine. But don't come growing back someday and expect it to be like the old days, because I can't wait for you forever.

Listen, Hair. As hard as this is, I do wish you the best. I'm going to miss you a lot, and I will always deeply cherish the times we shared together.

I hope you find whatever it is you're looking for.

Love,
Nairda

P.S. Go fuck yourself.

An Ah Beng's School Of Thought

a conversation among 3 friends, a, b and c.

c," aye! ar you rall going to vot in the erections?"

a," if there's a vote then probablly."

c," lim peh not going to vot for papz. confirm u 2 donch know why."

a, "why not?"

c, estaticly, " cos this year gahmen give me money for erections, if we all donch vot for them, next erections, they give us MORE money! BWAHAHAHAHHAA!"

a," that's a really ah beng school of thought."

b, " aye, imagine if EVERYONE does what u did. then, there'll be no pap to give u money next time."




i love firefox, it's like how cool lah. coolness personified. haha, i love the stumble function courtesy of LI-AN, my favorite funky haired friend. before, i had to search and hunt for meat, now, i can just take a tumble when ever choose. i mean stumble. of course.

Coupling

i've been watching way too much coupling for my own good. even the title is wrong. coupling, another word for having sex, nicely put, making love, crudely said, fucking.

brit humour is amazing. it's witty, smart and having the ability to be completely subtle yet completely blantant at the same time. everyone should watch coupling, i love the way they film it from the bloke's point of view and then from the woman's point of view. coupled with plenty of retrospective and prospective scenes, it's a treat for the mind. of course, needless to say, u are required to have a more than decent command of the english language as well as a slightly higher than normal iq level and fast mind reflex (is there such a thing)/ simply put, sharp. definately not for the mentally challanged.


she is a bloody hottie.


and she is a freaking mirror image abit shorter and obviously asian version of her.

okay, i'm facing a dilema here, should i say she's a hottie too? or should i say that she's not a hottie... if i say she's a hottie, the whole world's gonna be thinking that i'm kinda perverted, etc etc etc. and no, King Hong doesnt need that. if i say she's not a hottie and laugh it off, the whole world's gonna laugh along with me EXCEPT for her. and no, King Hong simply cannot afford that. i hope ur not pissed with me placing ur picture up. the resembalance is uncanny. if u really dun like it, sms me and i'll take it off.

anyways, i'll keep my comments to myself.

back to coupling, as i was saying, i'm under the influence of them blokes now. i saw a friend wearing a shirt with a butterfly (drawn in glitters) at the back of it. as we all know, glitter WILL come off sooner or later, it's just a matter of time. i'm assuming we all concur here.

as i was saying, i saw that and i said to her, "why do u buy such a shirt? it's going to come off sooner or later. *punchline* when u sit, u rub."

friend, "excuse me?"

other friend, "OH MY GOD..."

me, " it came out wrong didnt it..."