GOGOGO! FIREINTHEHOLE!

i've been playing too much counterstrike. GOGOGO! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FOLLOW ME! AFFIRMATIVE!

and "petter patter footsteps" WHO CAN FORGET THEM. i thought it was a phase i left after i turned 18. not it's a phase that i'm stepping back into.

the plus side, IT'S TOTALLY LIKE FUCKING FREE! (note the valley speak)

if i could be reborn, i would be a bot in CS. that way, i can kill terrorists or counter-terrorists or hostages or your team mates. BWAHAHAHAA.

i get to blow up building, stop people from blowing up buildings. save hostages. prevent hostages from being saved. camp( a term for hiding in 1 spot , obviously a more defensible spot, and shoot unsuspecting losers who deserved to be shot for not being careful.).

top ten reasons why u should play cs with rugby's ex president
1. u'll never be the lousiest player
2. u'll never the player no one wants to have in the team
3. there's always someone ur able to kill
4. if he's defusing the bomb, it'll almost certainly blow up in his face
5. or if he's planting the bomb u'll be able to somehow see his ass, stroll up to his ass and unload ur entire magazine into him at point blank. (although 2 bullets are more than sufficient)
6. that someone will ALWAYS buy the wrong weapon
7. that someone who bought the wrong weapon will throw it away
8. that someone always throws a grenade into the tunnel in de_dust REGARDLESS if there is an enemy there or not.
9. if it boils down to the 2 of u, there's no question who's walking out alive
10. if u're the last CT alive, u'll never get to defuse the bomb cause he's sitting on ur hand. (literally)