Okay, that was damn weird.

Someone tell me what the fuck is goin on please.

More than this,
you know there's nothing.
More than this,
tell me one thing.
More than this,
you know there's nothing.

It was fun for a while,
there was no way of knowing.

R-Type Final

It’s a little old, a little outdated and I’m a little behind the times playing a game made in 2003. But this game rocks. Gamespot rates it a cool 8.1/10.

The grass is always greener on the other side.

I'm sure that there's some asses with a cap of 4.0 crying themselves to sleep because they want a cap of 2.5.

Face it dick, sometimes, nobody envies you.

This picture won the best picture

for the "it's not my job" category



If you don't get it. You need help.

Sound bite of the day

Hey, what are u going to do for the advance audit cheat sheet?

I'm not sure. I think I'll just write down the relevant controls etc etc.

How are you going to squeeze them in?

I think I'll prob do it in font size 6

Wah, so big ar, I'm going to do mine in font size 2.

Any guesses who said that?

*Disclaimer: This is not the exact way the conversation went but the gist of it is captured. While it is based on real life examples, any resembalance to any person(s) is purely conincidental and unintended.

P.S. That was damn contradictory...

The Unluckiest Man in the World - Space

Oh, you brought a bright summer's day
To my gray stormy heart.
What do you think about love?
Is it such a great place to start?
I just know that this warm glow inside
Feels like an orchestra swell.
And now I know now as well.
You finally made me like myself.

Oh, you broke the hearts of a prince, a doctor, a pilot, a king.
And you fell in love with the unluckiest man in the whole damn world.
The unluckiest man in the whole damn world.
The unluckiest man in the whole damn world.

The smallest of men, couldn't even turn you to them.
They have am morning of lucksKnow all the best clubs in town.
The latest high-fashion suits and their big flashy cars.
But just for the thrill of it if they try it on,
You kick them where it hurts and adios they're gone.
You finally made me like myself.
Oh, you broke the hearts of a lawyer, a playboy, a Georgian, a pimp.
And you fell in love with the unluckiest man in the whole damn world.
The unluckiest man in the whole damn world.
The unluckiest man in the whole damn world.
You finally made me like myself.

Oh, you broke the hearts of a prince, a doctor, a pilot, a king.
And you fell in love with the unluckiest man in the whole damn world.
The unluckiest man in the whole damn world.
The unluckiest man in the whole damn world.
That's right.
The unluckiest man in the whole damn world.
One more time!
The unluckiest man in the whole damn world.

To all you hotties out there,

I had an inking that my friend was interested in this girl that I was seeing. Granted he knew her before me and we were all speculating about whether he liked her or not. But when I asked him about his feelings for her he said no. We got together and broke up (what’s new) after a year plus. Now (which is about 2 years since that incident and 6 months after we broke up) I get an sms from her asking me to take care of my friend as he was drunk and what hit me wasn’t jealousy or hurt but more of WTF. I asked him whether he was okay or not and I just couldn’t help but ask if he was going out with her. He told me he wasn't going out with her and the reason why he decided to call her = he had too much to drink + he was heading home + his home passes her by place + he had this sudden desire to get some hot tea to sober up AT HER PLACE.

Hot tea to sober up… Right.

But then I guess everyone deserves the benefit of a doubt when they’re drunk. Right?

So to all you pretty girls out there, next time I’m drunk please keep your phones on standby cause I’ll be wanting to go to your place for some hot tea to sober up before I head home. No thoughts about being a koala bear. I promise.

Regards,
Shrek

Just to prove that i've got above average reflexes


http://farm.addictinggames.com/D78AQSAKQLQWI9/3461.swf

and to justify why i wanna be a koala bear in my next life



notice what the little bastard's arm is grabbing. bloody horny bastard.

I was reading an email and a buddy of mine said "she was scareded". I freaking burst out laughing in the mother fucking library. Like WHAT THE FUCK.

I think this particular girl is damn cute. But she's the number dunno what girl that only I think is cute. Fuck off...

My mom said my dog was smiling this morning cause she managed to sleep inside the house last night... Really...

The place that i'm studying in is called the "collaborative study area", what ever that means...

There's a particularly black and shiny groove on every platform of the esculator....

I had a dream last night that I managed to siphon close to 10,000,000 dollars from the company I was working at. And i covered my tracks, placed my money somewhere else and migrated to a country without an extradication treaty. Cool huh?

VERY.

Hello World

Today, my grandparents came to my house cause they thought my mom underwent some life threatening major operation.

The only problem was that there was no life threatening major operation. They heard wrongly.

And because they've been semi deaf for as long as I can remember, this was never an issue. But now that we've bought them hearing aids, they seem to be hearing a lot more things and misintepreting a lot more things.

And they talk a lot more, now that they can hear properly. All in all it's a good thing but somehow I think everyone else (myself included) thinks that maybe things weren't so bad when they were semi deaf.

Okay, bastard.

To all you voyeurs

Hello world, it has come to my attention that a great many voyeurs have recently discovered this wonderful haven in the land of Blogspot at the province of Amerepuff. It would be greatly appreciated if you would be so kind as to inform the governer, a.k.a me, that you have made your way here. Treat it as an exercise in immigration i.e. stamping your passport when you go to Sentosa. It’s not necessary, it's troublesome but I would most definitely appreciate it.

I would really hate to have Sentosa break away from Singapore but it might just come to that especially if the number of not-so-illegal immigrants continue to rise. (I.e. begin the sissified actions of locking entries or the whole blog which I am very reluctant to do)

So if you are kind enough, please just tag me on my tag board.

So cool

Artist:
badly drawn boy
Song:
you were right
Album:
And you, were right to bide your time and not buy into my misery, well the good things are never free, do the colours of the rainbow look the same to everyone, And I, was rushin' round in circles for a reason to believe, wipe the slime from of your sleeve, you could follow me for weeks and i'm not goin' anywhere, Sometimes it's hard to love someone, until the day that they are gone, And I, just had a dream the other night, I was married to the Queen, and Madonna lived next door, I think she took a shine to me, and the kids were all grown up, but i had to turn her down coz i was still in love with you, I'm turnin' madonna down, i'm callin' it my best move, i'll get a ticket to what you need, I, remember doin' nothin' on the night Sinatra died, and the night Jeff Buckley died, and the night Kurt Cobain died, and the night John Lennon died, I remember I stayed up to watch the news with everyone, And that was a lot of nights, and that was a lot of lives, they lost the tickets to what they need, And I, was busy findin' answers while you just got on with real life, always hoped you'd be my wife, but i never found the time, for the question to arrive, I just disguised it in this song, And songs, are never quite the answer, just a soundtrack to a life, that is over all too soon, helps to turn the days to night, while i was wrong and you were right, And this was a lesson learned, I'm happy to be your fool, and get you tickets to what you need, I'm turnin' the lights down low, i'm ready to make my move, i'll get you tickets to what you need.

I feel like this sometimes. And if you think it's you it's probably you.

HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!

i almost got punched as i entered the train today. freaking hell. as usual singaporeans were afraid of the "ghost" in the middle of the train and no one was walking in and as usual, i barged my way into the middle of the carriage and into the center of a fight between a damn weird looking chinese man and damn geeky looking malay man. okay, i apologise for the oxy moron. no geeky looking malay. not so weird but still weird looking malay man. anyways, happily tuned into my zen watching the blood diamond completely oblivious to what was going on when the malay man pushed me away. boy was i worked up. then i noticed a yellow arm flashing by my face and i was seriously thinking " okay, like WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. I'VE GOT MY TRUSTY UMBRELLA AND U WANNA PICK A FIGHT WITH ME FOR MAKING SPACE BY FACING THE GHOSTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CARRIAGE..."

then i took a step back, glanced at both parties and resumed watching the blood diamond as if i couldnt care less about the fight that was going on.

did i mention that i took off an earphone just in case. what a wimp...

Here are some of my favourite erm... WHATEVER.

Below are some of my “beloved” group mates this semester.

P.S they are not in any order of merit what so ever *ahem*

The first one would be little miss I cannot help but try my best to get into the bad books of yours truly. Maybe this picture does not do her justice but she does look like miss piggy.



Next is the commando. While looking at this picture, you might think that it was taken during his “for honour and glory” days. WELL ITS NOT. AND GOD KNOWS WHY HE’S STILL WEARING ARMY GREEN SHIRTS.



And lastly, from the picture you must be thinking Nicholas Anelka. Right, the incredible sulk. And trust me when I tell you this one can really sulk.



And I so hope that none of them reads this blog or reads this blog any longer or I swear I might just grow shorter by about 40 cm.

OMG

I can't believe the nodder is acting cute in front of me!

Can i eat yet? *bats eyelids*

Ur watching naruto? so funny! * blushes*

Are u amending ur slides? *bats fucking eyelids again.*

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. SOMEBODY SHOOT ME.