To all you hotties out there,

I had an inking that my friend was interested in this girl that I was seeing. Granted he knew her before me and we were all speculating about whether he liked her or not. But when I asked him about his feelings for her he said no. We got together and broke up (what’s new) after a year plus. Now (which is about 2 years since that incident and 6 months after we broke up) I get an sms from her asking me to take care of my friend as he was drunk and what hit me wasn’t jealousy or hurt but more of WTF. I asked him whether he was okay or not and I just couldn’t help but ask if he was going out with her. He told me he wasn't going out with her and the reason why he decided to call her = he had too much to drink + he was heading home + his home passes her by place + he had this sudden desire to get some hot tea to sober up AT HER PLACE.

Hot tea to sober up… Right.

But then I guess everyone deserves the benefit of a doubt when they’re drunk. Right?

So to all you pretty girls out there, next time I’m drunk please keep your phones on standby cause I’ll be wanting to go to your place for some hot tea to sober up before I head home. No thoughts about being a koala bear. I promise.

Regards,
Shrek