This is the second coming of the return of the rise of the revivial of the resurrection of the... Okay, you should be getting the drift by now.

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Power of photoshop

take a look at the 2 pictures below. see if u can spot the difference. besides the face of course...

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can u spot the difference...?

if not...








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p.s if u ever read this, ur face was covered due to certain influences of peopleS inside the photo. :D and to protect u as well! not meaning that i was not going to protect ur identity in the 1st place. and if u do feel strongly about it please let me know directly or indirectly and the yellow face can be removed or the whole post as well. it's really open to further discussions.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

National Good Looking Person Day

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Something that i see very often in school.

So much so that i can memorise the error number.

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A BIT OF PHYSICS HUMOUR

Sir Ernest Rutherford, President of the Royal Academy, and recipient of the Nobel Prize in Physics, related the following story:

"Some time ago I received a call from a colleague. He was about to give a student a zero for his answer to a physics question, while the student claimed a perfect score. The instructor and the student agreed to an impartial arbiter, and I was selected.

I read the examination question: "Show how it is possible to determine the height of a tall building with the aid of a barometer."

The student had answered: "Take the barometer to the top of the building,attach a long rope to it, lower it to the street, and then bring it up, measuring the length of the rope. The length of the rope is the height of the building."

The student really had a strong case for full credit since he had really answered the question completely and correctly! On the other hand, if full credit were given, it could well contribute to a high grade in his physics course and certify competence in physics, but the answer did not confirm this. I suggested that the student have another try. I gave the student six minutes to answer the question with the warning that the answer should show some knowledge of physics.

At the end of five minutes, he hadn't written anything. I asked if he wished to give up, but he said he had many answers to this problem; he was just thinking of the best one. I excused myself for interrupting him and asked him to please go on. In the next minute, he dashed off his answer, which read: "Take the barometer to the top of the building and lean over the edge of the roof. Drop the barometer, timing its fall with a stopwatch.

Then, using the formula x=0.5*a*t^2, calculate the height of the building."

At this point, I asked my colleague if he would give up. He conceded, and gave the student almost full credit. While leaving my colleague's office, I recalled that the student had said that he had other answers to the problem, so I asked him what they were.

"Well," said the student, "there are many ways of getting the height of a tall building with the aid of a barometer. For example, you could take the barometer out on a sunny day and measure the height of the barometer, the length of its shadow, and the length of the shadow of the building, and by the use of simple proportion, determine the height of the building."

"Fine," I said, "and others?"

"Yes," said the student, "there is a very basic measurement method you will like. In this method, you take the barometer and begin to walk up the stairs. As you climb the stairs, you mark off the length of the barometer along the wall. You then count the number of marks, and his will give you the height of the building in barometer units."

"A very direct method."

"Of course. If you want a more sophisticated method, you can tie the barometer to the end of a string, swing it as a pendulum, and determine the value of g [gravity] at the street level and at the top of the building.

From the difference between the two values of g, the height of the building, in principle, can be calculated."

"On this same tack, you could take the barometer to the top of the building, attach a long rope to it, lower it to just above the street, and then swing it as a pendulum. You could then calculate the height of the building by the period of the precession".

"Finally," he concluded, "there are many other ways of solving the problem."

"Probably the best," he said, "is to take the barometer to the basement and knock on the superintendent's door. When the superintendent answers, you speak to him as follows: 'Mr. Superintendent, here is a fine barometer. If you will tell me the height of the building, I will give you this barometer."

At this point, I asked the student if he really did not know the conventional answer to this question. He admitted that he did, but said that he was fed up with high school and college instructors trying to teach him how to think.

The name of the student was Neils Bohr.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Jokes

one reason why u should never tell a joke on msn...

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because people usually try to be accomodating and laugh. before the punchline comes...

Sunday, August 27, 2006

The king and I

was reading something in by's house and it said:

xxxx the king in the king and I

yyyy the I in the king and I

Saturday, August 26, 2006

BEAT'EM

was having a conversation with some people about the pros and cons about beating the children we may be having in the distant future and as all conversations coupled with a few rounds of drinks go, it reached the point of no logical return. instead, a semi-serious conversation turned into a bad ass joking session which ended along these lines.

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and of course the conversation inadvertly drifted to encompass the whole unspeakable world of exes. aka, mistakes that should never have happened but still happened due to a lack of foresight, bad judgement or the fact that people just change. and to one particular woman that warmed my bed...

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AFA

i hate advance financial accounting. hate hate hate. it's like women and me, we just do not go together. we do not understand each other. and no matter what i do, i cant seem to get it right. or rather, i cant seem to balance the journal entries and even when i do, i am so convinced that it is wrong.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Snow White

was having a conversation today with by

snow white is so politically wrong.

uh huh. why?

why must she be white?

cause it's written by white men...

but why white? to show their supremacy?

no, cause it was written by ignorant white men who didnt know there were people of other colours...

then why must she be 7? she got married at 7.

yah right.

really? i show u the book NTU gave me.

uh huh... NTU.....

aye! but white is wrong racist.

ummm... okay. next time u can tell ur kids the story of Chrysanthemum yellow or chocolate brown or shit black.

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Sunday, August 20, 2006

Saturday, August 19, 2006

there's something about this

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that gives me the biggest baddest headache when i wake up in the morning.

that and my mom's unending nagging about how my dog goes around burying my socks. and to show me her love she goes, " the problem is not with mon (burying my socks). the problem is with you. (how? i have no idea....)"

Friday, August 18, 2006

Why?

why do you do the things that you do. i believe that you mean to hurt me, boost your ego and simply prove to yourself that your life is not as miserable, sad and pathetic as you believe it to be. that there is someone lower than you.

but it's sad when you know that you're at the bottom and you resort to petty actions that would probably hurt me. but what cuts is that i believe you capable of such acts.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Inspirations

on a sudden pokemon craze.

Han, i challenge you to a duel!

errrr okay...

LINC!

I

CHOOSE

YOU!

and when my friend told me that i was eating "ruan fan" after i told him i wanted to marry a rich babe with an AUM (assets under mangement) or net worth of $1,000,000,000.00.

I looked at him and said, "u mean u dun boil your rice...?"

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Bad sore throat after BJ....

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yup, these are the words of my friend's msn nick name. a bad sorethroat after bj. lets break it down and see if it leads you to the same conclusion it lead me to...

with the word after, we can be sure that BJ is the event that gave rise to the sorethroat. in order for BJ to cause a sorethroat, we have to be reasonably certain that BJ would have to do with ingestion or at least, oral activity with something being placed into one's mouth for it to infect the throat. RIGHT? who ever gets a sorethroat from say, cycling...

now, what kinda of activity would BJ lead you to think? ben and jerrys?

FLAMING MONKEYS IF U SAID YES.

which then leads me to a more perplexing question of why would someone tell the whole world that he had a sorethroat after a BJ. and yes, it is a HE. and HE would definately not be complaining if he was on the receiving end of the BJ since then, he would not be the one having the sorethroat. but the thing is why on earth would he want the whole world to know that he was giving a BJ and contracted a sorethroat AFTER that.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE NOW A DAYS.
in a span of 1 month, i now know 1 lesbian, no make that 2 since i kinda know the other one.
i know 1 more lesbian who was not a lesbian 5 minutes after she became one and then reverted back to a non-lesbian the next day.
and now, i have a friend who openly proclaims that he has contracted a sore throat after BJ...

the world is so coming to an end.
not from nuclear holocaust
not by aliens
not by the leprecon

but rather by our own inability to find suitable mates to procreate.

Monday, August 14, 2006

remember when u saw me in school one morning and asked me why i was looking so bad?
only to have me tell you off with a curt remark to stay out of my affairs.
and you asked if i would be going to class. but that was a tad too much for my tired brain to handle and i promptly told you to get lost.

i will always remember you grabbing that cup of milo and dumping it over my head. at 725 in the morning no less. you thought it was really funny, while i stormed home. and we didnt talk for a month. i know you thought it was empty and that you didnt mean it. i just find it hard to believe.

in hindsight, imagine if u didnt pour the cup of milo on my head, u would then be angry with me for telling u to buzz off and we would probably never have gotten over that bump in our lives. but as they say, in hindsight, everything is 6/6.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Ultimate Victory

how do u know when you've won?

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under the board walk. board walk.

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Saturday, August 12, 2006

something even i do not want to know.

if you left without saying goodbye, was it because you couldnt find me or even if you could, didnt want to.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Teen Titans



my new favorite cartoon. this is the aftermath of what happens when ur sister gives u a tv that can only watch kids central clearly.

and in case u ever imagine me singing it. it probably looks and sounds like this



and to the originals, the stars of the puffy ami yumi show.

It has gotten worst

remember my parents who had this last minute dinner thing in the previous post? well play me out and go enjoy urselves. i'm cool. but my mom called me and said they'll buy food back for me. so cool. buy food for the prodigal son. and it's 1841 and they just came home. my mom comes upstairs while i go downstairs to tuck in and she says," oh u have to buy ur own dinner. we didnt have time."

somedays just everything doesnt seem to go your way and today. 11 august 2006 is one of those days. i'll just stay at home without showering or getting ready to go out because i am now totally convinced that somehow, someway, everyone else is going to play me out.

time to listen to my sister's advice and have a real good bonding session now.

Games and getting played out

The whole point of games is that there's a winner. A first place, do want a second best surgeon operating on you or you want the very best. Second best is mediocrity and to settle for second best is a sign of self-loathing and substandard work ethics.

today, i woke up, went for breakfast and had my meeting cancelled courtesy of the babe. next, KK had to work. and then, i was supposed to meet JL but JL conviently changed the time of the run at east coast and giving me only ONE missed call before going for a swim. and when he finally got me, it was 440. he then asked if i wanted to go chill with him and wp at suntec. sounds good. till what time i asked. 5 something latest 6. fry my balls please. then my parents smsed me and it said "find dinner yourself". thanks. then my cheryln was supposed to pass me las vegas but she conviently had a date with her crush at china town. china fucking ah peks town. great. now i'm dinnerless and supposedly playing dork tower or zouk depending on who decides to play me out 1st or if they both do then i have absofuckinglutely nothing to say.

and my sister in her biggest act of sympathy and compassion. i told her i had no dinner and she told me to meet by for dinner and i was like no. i cant get along with the other friends who will be there for dinner. and my sister goes " so chill at home than. with the dog. so ur not THAT alone."

Thursday, August 10, 2006

The feeling

Happened to watch the MTV of the feeling and I found the mtv so amusing I had to rewatch it again. Below is what I believe to be the best part of the mtv. And it doesn’t matter if you do not think so because you're not me. And what you believe is not what I believe. So if I believe it is the best part and you do not believe it is the best part then too bad and go fuck yourself because what you believe does not equal to what I believe.

And since this is my blog, what I believe should be on it is mostly decided by me and not by the general population of people who read my blog fucker. And if you do not believe that that is the best part of the mtv then there is even lesser reason for me to listen to you and place what you believe to be best on my blog since it is my blog and I believe I should only put what I believe to be the best part of the mtv on my blog.

And just in case any busy bodies are out there wondering “what the fuck is going on in his mind” or just having a case of “hmmm, this is interesting, some dumb fuck is angry with another dumb fuck” go fuck your ugly dog if you have one. If not, there’s always the SPCA (so please come-and-fuck animals).

anyways, below is the pictures as i have said.

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In case you didn’t already noticed by now, it shows 2 dragon like stone things standing there before they started flaming, when they are flaming and after they are flaming. Remember, the F-O-C-U-S is on the S-T-A-T-U-E-S, not the singer.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

She's a fucking goddess

she's a fucking goddess i swear it and totally.

joking lah.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

The repercussions of a prolonged project.

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BY: aye, u mean invest a dime right?

me: yah. duh. u use a dim to make a call in the states i think.

BY: ..............

me: oh yah. dime. not dim... sorry.



prelude, she was wondering why the cock beside her couldnt drive properly...

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but at least there's salvation, even for the worst of us...

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Serendipity

it was all about timing, if we didnt get the tea from macs, or go the round about way or didnt slow down for the speed camera or didnt beat the amber light or beat the amber light for that matter. a thousand and 1 things could have gone wrong screwed the timing and the window of a spilt second, missed.

Monday, August 07, 2006

My mom

my mother has a sense of humour that does not revolve around making me life as constricted as she possibly can after all. to my horror, she has now discovered the humour of the lame with a touch of cuteness.

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see boy, like our mon mon (my dog). maybe there's a dinosaur under our garden too.

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and she goes, "DUN BE SO GREEDY NEXT TIME. U MIGHT END UP KILLING YOURSELF" i really wonder which way she was meaning it.

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nope, no story here.

Femme Fatale

Here she comes, you better watch your step
She's going to break your heart in two, it's true
It's not hard to realize
Just look into her false colored eyes
She builds you up to just put you down, what a clown

'Cause everybody knows (She's a femme fatale)
The things she does to please (She's a femme fatale)
She's just a little tease (She's a femme fatale)
See the way she walks
Hear the way she talks

You're put down in her book
You're number 37, have a look
She's going to smile to make you frown, what a clown
Little boy, she's from the street
Before you start, you're already beat
She's gonna play you for a fool, yes it's true

'Cause everybody knows (She's a femme fatale)
The things she does to please (She's a femme fatale)
She's just a little tease (She's a femme fatale)
See the way she walks
Hear the way she talks

Talk about infatuation

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this was from a report written by the year 1. and the clients are not angela and barbara... unless they were lesbian...

Catatonia Country Rag

I suppose it could be worse, you know; I could be parked outside

With rain and snow to splatter me and birdlime on my hide

So here I sit, by day and night, ten yards above the floor

You know, it isn’t easy being Door



And here I am, a real open-and-shut case

A psychic burn-out, catatonic nut case

I tangled with sweet Winnowill, and that’s where I went wrong

Now I just shut and open all day long



They say some folks are humorless, they find laughter a bore

But elves should take a joke, we live a million years or more

Well, I slipped hair-remover into Winnowill’s shampoo

So Winnowill played me a joke or two



And here I am, a real open-and-shut case

A psychic burn-out, catatonic nut case

I tangled with sweet Winnowill, and that’s where I went wrong

Now I just shut and open all day long



Now, misery loves company, and I was all alone

And so I gave the walls a shake and made the ceiling groan

Sweet Winnie looked for earthquake faults until she found a trace

So now I have a partner, name of Brace



And here I am, a real open-and-shut case

A psychic burn-out, catatonic nut case

I tangled with sweet Winnowill, and that’s where I went wrong

Now I just shut and open all day long



It’s a lousy life we lead here, but not so bad as some

Brace says we will elope someday, but "someday" never comes

So, ‘til someone comes to free us or Blue Mountain wears away

We sit and shut and open night and day

And here I am, a real open-and-shut case

A psychic burn-out, catatonic nut case

I tangled with sweet Winnowill, and that’s where I went wrong

Now I just shut and open all day long

All day long

I just shut and open all day long

XOXO

i found a tag in the yr one's tax workbook. and this is what is said

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in other words, let me paraphrase - do not wear this clothes if you're FAT.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

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i was in the queue at mos burger and i saw the waitress's name.

MA-GA-RAT.

mildly amusing.

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Saturday, August 05, 2006

Monopoly

was playing monopoly last night and i believe victory was but a mere formality. until

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note, i had 4 monopolies while he had 2. and while i had 4 built ones compared to his 1 built up one. plus even he was going on about how with board walk one could always make a comeback.

monopoly sucks.

i hate monopoly.

Monopoly

was playing monopoly last night and i believe victory was but a mere formality. until

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note, i had 4 monopolies while he had 2. and while i had 4 built ones compared to his 1 built up one. plus even he was going on about how with board walk one could always make a comeback.

monopoly sucks.

i hate monopoly.

TV

i have a new tv set for the 1st time in 23 years courtesy of my sister. and it is newer than the one my mom is using, slighter bigger and definately has more features since my beloved father refused to get anything but the cheapest tv he could lay his hands on. and if it's one thing i've realised, cheap and good most definately do not go together. it is nothing but an urban legend.

anyways, after fixing up the new tv in my room and rearranging recently just re-renovated room my dad strolls into my room. i glanced at him preparing myself to listn to his endless critism of my handiwork when he looked at me and said " is the TV too big for your room?"

SINCE WHEN IS A TV TOO BIG.

next thing, he'll probably be telling me that watching tv with a slight greenish haze at the bottom of the screen, similar to the one in his room, is good for me.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

I REMEMBER

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when i was in secondary school i can so remember doing this AT LEAST ONCE

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Answer Desk Rate Schedule

Answer $1.00
Answer with thought $2.00
Correct answer $4.00
Dumb look NO CHARGE

This is on the laptop of current eye candy and boy she can give me all the dumb looks. In fact, I ought to be paying her.
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this is my newest read and well worth the bomb it cost me. i'm only at chapter one and i love the humour this author uses. "the poor bloody infantry" "infantry, the ultimate arbiter of victory" and the defination of an attack, " a patrol on a much larger scale where you are almost certain to get ambushed."

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