I AM GOING TO PRAGUE!

A fucking retarded conversation between someone who's trying to get his point across vs someone who is just... retarded.

and retardedness is contagious.

In a more local context. No foreign talent - No more SPGs. Think about it Singapore.

Or No Foreign Brides - No more babies.

Or No M***** - No unwanted pregnancies. (This would be something worth thinking about.)

How to attract attention?

Change your msn nick to "i knew you liked me from the start!"

8 curious assholes at the moment. that's not even 10% in my msn list.

what a pathetic existence i have...

As I fell the 50ft
towards my certain death,

I smiled;

at the thought of so many
heavy with question.

Did he fall / was he pushed?

I knew the answer,
though I wasn't going to say.

Shameless

Yesterday, KK, M and S went for dinner together, the occasion was KK's belated birthday treat from S. The only reason why M was there was because M was in school alone and the bunch of us were going to meet up later on at around 10. So rather than leave M alone in school till 10, KK asked him to join her.

After dinner, S was picking up the bill as he was treating KK and out of courtesy told M that he need not pay. M immediately kept his wallet and his money as well. I arrived after dinner but not before the bill was paid and when I realised that M was not going to pay S back, I got peeved and started hinting at M to pay S for the bill. It was the 1st time M was meeting S by the way.

But being covetous, greedy, little and mercenary person that lives by the motto “ask not what M can do for you, but rather what you can do for M” or “M only watches M’s back and perhaps yours, if there’s something in it for M”. He did not even bother to attempt to pay S back citing he said he was going to treat me.

Just the day before, M treated KK to her belated dinner where I sat in. And after dinner, I asked M (jokingly mind you) whether I needed to pay and he immediately lambasted me saying that the treat is for KK’s birthday and not mine. And I jokingly said that during my birthday I treated him to beer so shouldn’t he treat me back. But that aside, if he could so clearly draw the lines between black and white, telling me what is acceptable and what is not and then proceed to do the very opposite the next day, isn’t that a sign of the apex of hypocrisy? Where everything can be changed, as long as it’s changed to my favour.

Perhaps that is why despite of your superior physic, you can never get the chicks that you want or you’ll always be 2nd best when a chick has to choose between you and someone else, because if you can never overlook your own self interests, what makes you think someone is going to allow you to take care of them when they know that you’ll only look after them AFTER your own needs are taken care of.

Later on in the car on the way home,

KK – I swear my car engine is super noisy today.

Me – then my car engine must be driving you deaf…

KK – no! it’s really damn loud!

Me – maybe it’s because your driving at 4,000 rpm

KK – Oh yah, haha.

Me – now your driving damn slowly, can you step on it?

KK – I think my engine’s spoilt, I step at 4,000 rpm and I’m moving at 60, when I release I’m going at 30.

Me – Maybe it’s because you are driving in gear 2.

KK - Shuddup bitch.

Cool?

After looking at my friend's nick which had the i'm in front of it, i was really quite curious as to how he got it. After passing on the secret on how to get the i'm in front of the nick, this conversation ensued.



Which leads me to another question. What if no one else picks it up...

when i asked zm whether he understood what Noah meant by scattered fucking showers my ass...



Really. No one gets it.

Classical Request

In this day and age, especially after you've been through 3 years of uni education at SMU no doubt you learn to expect certain things when certain people talk to you on msn. As freshmen we all took msn 101 which stretched over 2 sems. Some dropped out due to grades constraints, while others continued taking it out of sheer love of the course. While others use it merely as a tool.

When someone whom you hardly knows msns you, you can almost be certain that he wants something.



Classic. But at least he salvages the situation by making some small talk at the end. Which might have worked if the person on the receiving end wasn't half as cynical as I am. But what the hell, he should have done away with the hi and gotten straight to the point. But still it's refreshing and i enjoy conversations which are short, concise and well, short.

Top 10 times the use of fuck is most appropiate

10th - "Scattered Fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
8th - "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" - Custer,1877
6th - "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso,1926
5th - "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
4th - "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima,1945
3rd - "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!" - JFK,1963
2nd - "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton
1st - "Where the fuck are the bloody bombs?" - George Bush