miracles

while studying in school, a nubile year one glanced over at my screen and went, " how come there are so many girls on ur msn?"

i looked at him, dumbfounded and said ," cause there are more girls than guys in smu?"

and he went, " but u have A LOT. u count down and see!"

me," girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, guy, guy, girl, girl, okay, u've made ur point."




while playing cs, the "in" thing to do now is to flashbang ur own team. this is done so as in irritate the fuck out of ur team mates. for the less well informed, a "flashbang" creates a blinding white light which obviously BLINDS anything that is looking at it. for the ladies (ie, those without any imagination what so ever), it means that ur computer screen goes white for a certain amount of time. what it means is that since ur screen is white, u do not know where ur headed to etc etc.

so, while playing somebody decided to blind the person with the lowest number of kills. this person happens to be wp, what's new. anyways, wp amazing shot and killed 7 enemies while completely blinded. i mean what the fucking titties! he cant kill anything when he can see and aim and etc etc. but he can kill 7 people when he's screen is white?

what the fuck indeed.

i now believe that miracules DO happen.