The Evolution of a Programmer

High School/Jr.High

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END

First year in College
program Hello(input, output)
begin
  writeln('Hello World')
end.

Senior year in College
(defun hello
(print
  (cons 'Hello (list 'World))))

New professional
#include 
void main(void)
{
char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
int i;

for(i = 0; i <>
Seasoned professional
#include 
#include 

class string
{
private:
int size;
char *ptr;

public:
string() : size(0), ptr(new char('\0')) {}

string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
{
  ptr = new char[size + 1];
  strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
}

~string()
{
  delete [] ptr;
}

friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);  string &operator=(const char *); };  ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s) {  return(stream << operator="(const" size =" strlen(chrs);" ptr =" new" str = "Hello World">
Master Programmer
[
uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]
library LHello
{
  // bring in the master library
  importlib("actimp.tlb");
  importlib("actexp.tlb");

  // bring in my interfaces
  #include "pshlo.idl"

  [
  uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
  ]
  cotype THello
{
interface IHello;
interface IPersistFile;
};
};

[
exe,
uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]
module CHelloLib
{

  // some code related header files
  importheader();
  importheader();
  importheader();
  importheader("pshlo.h");
  importheader("shlo.hxx");
  importheader("mycls.hxx");

  // needed typelibs
  importlib("actimp.tlb");
  importlib("actexp.tlb");
  importlib("thlo.tlb");

  [
  uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820),
  aggregatable
  ]
  coclass CHello
{
cotype THello;
};
};


#include "ipfix.hxx"

extern HANDLE hEvent;

class CHello : public CHelloBase
{
public:
  IPFIX(CLSID_CHello);

  CHello(IUnknown *pUnk);
  ~CHello();

  HRESULT  __stdcall PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString);

private:
  static int cObjRef;
};


#include 
#include 
#include 
#include 
#include "thlo.h"
#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "mycls.hxx"

int CHello::cObjRef = 0;

CHello::CHello(IUnknown *pUnk) : CHelloBase(pUnk)
{
  cObjRef++;
  return;
}

HRESULT  __stdcall  CHello::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString)
{
  printf("%ws\n", pwszString);
  return(ResultFromScode(S_OK));
}


CHello::~CHello(void)
{

// when the object count goes to zero, stop the server
cObjRef--;
if( cObjRef == 0 )
  PulseEvent(hEvent);

return;
}

#include 
#include 
#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "mycls.hxx"

HANDLE hEvent;

int _cdecl main(
int argc,
char * argv[]
) {
ULONG ulRef;
DWORD dwRegistration;
CHelloCF *pCF = new CHelloCF();

hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL);

// Initialize the OLE libraries
CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CHello, pCF, CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,
  REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, &dwRegistration);

// wait on an event to stop
WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE);

// revoke and release the class object
CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration);
ulRef = pCF->Release();

// Tell OLE we are going away.
CoUninitialize();

return(0); }

extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;
extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;

CLSID CLSID_CHello = { /* 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
  0x2573F891,
  0xCFEE,
  0x101A,
  { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
};

UUID LIBID_CHelloLib = { /* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
  0x2573F890,
  0xCFEE,
  0x101A,
  { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
};

#include 
#include 
#include 
#include 
#include 
#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "clsid.h"

int _cdecl main(
int argc,
char * argv[]
) {
HRESULT  hRslt;
IHello        *pHello;
ULONG  ulCnt;
IMoniker * pmk;
WCHAR  wcsT[_MAX_PATH];
WCHAR  wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];

// get object path
wcsPath[0] = '\0';
wcsT[0] = '\0';
if( argc > 1) {
  mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);
  wcsupr(wcsPath);
  }
else {
  fprintf(stderr, "Object path must be specified\n");
  return(1);
  }

// get print string
if(argc > 2)
  mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
else
  wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello World");

printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath);
printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT);

// Initialize the OLE libraries
hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {


  hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk);
  if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void **)&pHello);

  if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {

// print a string out
pHello->PrintSz(wcsT);

Sleep(2000);
ulCnt = pHello->Release();
}
  else
printf("Failure to connect, status: %lx", hRslt);

  // Tell OLE we are going away.
  CoUninitialize();
  }

return(0);
}



Apprentice Hacker
#!/usr/local/bin/perl
$msg="Hello, world.\n";
if ($#ARGV >= 0) {
while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {
  $outfilename = $arg;
  open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n";
  print (FILE $msg);
  close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";
}
} else {
print ($msg);
}
1;



Experienced Hacker
#include 
#define S "Hello, World\n"
main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}



Seasoned Hacker
% cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
% a.out



Guru Hacker    
% cat
Hello, world.
^D



New Manager
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END



Middle Manager
mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello,
world."?
I need it by tomorrow.
^D



Senior Manager
% zmail jim
I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.



Chief Executive
% letter
letter: Command not found.
% mail
To: ^X ^F ^C
% help mail
help: Command not found.
% damn!
!: Event unrecognized
% logout


i love the part where they go into the manager, senior manager etc etc. how apt.