Jack

Some people just cannot fucking see 2 people of the opposite sex walking together without coming to a conclusion that they might just be friends. You seem to be having a personality disorder or a case of extremely low emotional quotient. What ever the case, I hope you can just vanish off the face of this earth. Or hopefully, you mouth will grow ulcers and bleed so you can’t talk anymore.

It’s okay to speculate, ask or simply wonder whether there is anything going on. It’s understandable. Hell, who doesn’t do it. But it's not okay when you start approaching them and "jacking" them as you oh so politely like to put it. At 1st, I thought it was just a one off thing. Then, it happens again. Now I think you are just asking for a rabid dog to bite off your mother fucking balls and eat them. Do not forget that you'll probably die soon (of rabies or bleeding genitals) since you have the intellectual equivalent of a sperm and thus, not have the ability or intelligence to go see a doctor.

But then again, it probably doesn’t matter since no one gives 2 fucks about you. Except for the dog who’s eating you genitals.

p.s.
I hope I didn’t hurt you.




Typing an emo post is so much fun. I wish I could do it every single fucking day. It brings me so much joy and happiness to be pouring my heart out (what's left of it anyway). Along with it comes unparallel satisfaction of knowing that when you read this, you'll probably be asking yourself " Is it me he's referring to?" and then knowing your narcissistic self, you'll probably console yourself saying that what you did wasn’t so bad and that I was being overly sensitive. well, I would like you to know that even if I was being overly sensitive, I would rather be feeling overly sensitive and get my point across to you in the most unconfrontational manner possible than run you over with a car or set a rabid dog on you.

Ah I digress once more, I should have ended my happy post just there and then but no, this angst filled body simply cannot hold it in anymore. It’s disgusting; your behavior is simply uncalled for. It’s akin to stabbing someone in the ass and then claiming temporary insanity. Only this time, it's permanent.