On the topic of what he's doing in school till 530, my friend said he's setting up a club. (I'm too lazy to copy the thing and post it as pictures but the below conversation is 100% true and unedited.)

MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
smusex
Puff says:
what the fuck

MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:

Puff says:
so what do u guys do there?
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
mass orgy
Puff says:
wtf
haha
that's damn sick
so who else is in the club?
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
smu
Puff says:
who's smu?
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
up to me
Puff says:
ur president?
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
emepror
Puff says:
emperor!
woah!
haha
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:

Puff says:
so now ur mervyl cock gaylord emperor of smuSEX
correct?
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
eh come to sch leh
i nd entertain ment until 530
Puff says:
what happened to ur club members?
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
shagged out
Puff says:
so fast?
ur the emperor lei
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
ya they're weak, not like their strong emperor
Puff says:
oh so they're shagged out
not u?
MerV - Let's begin the next and LAST campaign!! says:
i'm all conquering !!!

the blanks are emoticons, use ur imagination.