She Don't Use Jelly

i know a girl who thinks of ghosts
she'll make ya breakfast
she'll make ya toast
she don't use butter
she don't use cheese
she don't use jelly
or any of these
she uses vaseline
vaseline
vaseline

i know a guy who goes to shows
when he's at home and he blows his nose
he don't use tissues or his sleeve
he don't use napkins or any of these
he uses magazines
magazines
magazines
magazines
magazines


i know a girl who reminds me of cher
(reminds me of cher)
she's always changing
(she's always changing)
the color of her hair
(color of her hair)
she don't use nothing
that ya buy at the store
she likes her hair to be real orange
she uses tangerines
tangerines
tangerines
tangerines
tangerines
tangerines

for starters, i would dedicate this post to my new found love. my current other half. the one that is there for me when no one else is there. for the one that keeps me company when no one else is around and the one that entertains me non-stop. my baby. as u know, she is








my ZEN NEEON!

did i disappoint you? HAHAHA.

oops.

without my zen neon i would not have heard plenty of nice songs that i have been neglecting for so long. songs that i probably would never pay attention to. songs that have been passed to me by by and joyce. it's amazing how songs can sound so different when you're just playing them on your computer while chatting away or doing work as compared to when your taking a train to town and you're actually listening to the song instead of hearing the song. the lyrics to this song is absurd. it's weird, out of this world and simply unheard of, a girl who cooks using vasline, a guy who uses magazines to wipe his noose and the crazy idea of using tangerines (they're oranges if i'm not wrong...) to colour your hair orange. it's just so smart, i wonder what the hell goes on inside that head of his. haha. the flaming lips, what a name.

the zen neeon hung for the 1st time. 1 day after its purchase, now i'm not saying it's lousy, i'm just warning all future zen neeon users to not select too many different play lists in too short a time. the processing speed is simply not up to standard. BUT, if u "browse" (that's the function in the player) u can scroll as many times as u like, it doesnt hang. it's a long story, one that i'm 1) am not inclined to explain. 2) cannot be bothered to 3) do not see the need to 4)pure lazy and 5) i probably cannot put it into words. (this is the strongest reason.)

but it is HOW COOL LAH! the zen neeon. it's one hella player. in fact, i think it's the only player that can get u laid. and it works for all girls. meet a tough nut to crack? just change the skin on the player to suit the nut. it's like the universal nut cracker. cracks all nuts, just change the skin.

i'm beginning to enjoy taking the train to school. and the main reason for that is that i get to use my

come on, u know what i'm gonna say.

everybody, together now!

THAT'S IT!

ZEN NEEON! (that has a mighty gay looking cover with a lime green backing. creative calls it yellow for lack of imagination i presume.)

every bought something or got something as a gift and u JUST HAD TO use it. like no matter what, as long as u can use it u will use it feeling? if u hadnt then good for that sad, pathetic, miserable and plain sucky life that u had. a life that has had no excitement, no anticipation and no childhood. anyhows, it's THAT feeling. i dun turn the sound on my computer on anymore. winamp's outta the window. if i'm surfing the net, the headphones of the zen neeon is in my ears. if i'm cooking something, the zen neeon's plugged in. if i'm taking a shit,i know that at least i'm listening to good music.

the relentless pursuit of perfection.

that motto is just so perfect. my goodness.the mind that came up with that line. i'm wondering, did that guy come up with that on the spur of the moment or did he wrack his brains trying to come out with something like that. even if he did wrack his brains, it's just so perfect it is worth it.