Not By A Long Shot

when i was younger and the grass was greener, sweeter and fresher. when the seas were clear and blue, the mountains... when we still had mountains in singapore a group of 4 nubile boys wondered when will all 4 of them get attached. those were the days, of racing bikes and kicking balls. of indiscriminate friendship and easy commaraderie.

we called ourselves many things. many i am not too proud to disclose, cheesy and orbit hits them dead on the head. yesterday one of them, alvin, told me,"hey for the 1st time all 4 of us are attached!" me,"uh huh. now that u mentioned it, i think so. wait is yx still attached?" alv,"yeah. confirm."

today as i was talking to jh in the futile attempt to organise a dinner where everyone will be there, i discovered he had just broken up. ha! a poo on u alv. looks like it isnt time for that yet. not by a long shot.

alv's gf was rambling on and on abt things of no consequence when she popped the qns and asked abt me and my other half. she said," alv says it just cyclical" i almost choked when i heard that. but with skill and the ability to change the direction of the topic that comes with years and years of practice and failed attempts (in acs(I)) me and alvin seamlessly changed the topic, so fast, so abruptly, so smoothly. u'll think u were watching ocean's 11. haha. yes, i believe it's a ac thing. the ability to poo on u and make u think that we're rocket scientist. magical. of course it doesnt work with close friends. all too often no one believes me now. not even when i'm serious, i mean everyone knows that the bmw symbolises and aeroplane engine against the sky RIGHT. and that's significant because after the war, bmw was not allowed to make planes anymore but in order not to lose their heritage they made their logo such that it'll be a constant reminder of their proud heritage. of course u knew that. and if u didnt, now u know. it's TRUE.

that above example is different from this senario - linc is using a the microwave to cook lasagna (which is clearly stated non-microwavable which he bought without checking...). hey adrian," how many minutes did u put them in for?" me," abt 8. then at 5 u must open it and blow into the microwave. this is to blow all the steam out of the microwave then u close it and finish it off with the other 3 minutes." and he actually stopped it after 5 minutes and blew into it. HAHAHAHA. i just had to see him do that. after he did that and i laughed my ass off. linc," u bloody mother fucker." me," not by a long shot sucker."