THE GALL OF SOME PEOPLE

at the start of the trip blut so graciously offered to be the accountant for the trip. since we figured that there wld probably be plenty of shared items it wld be in everyone's best interests to keep a set of accounts. fine. so blut shall be the accountant.

this is the 1st case of financial fraud that i've experienced 1st had. and every morning i wake up and thank the lord that i'm reading accountancy and that he gave me awareness, quick thinking, an analytical mind, razor sharp thinking and the will power to overcome my laziness.

things seem a little funny when blut wanted to throw everything into the accounts book. things where we cld have just paid each other back on the spot blut wanted to put into accounts. ie, a dinner costing 20 bucks, now since i paid for t 1st, it isnt THAT hard to fucking take out 5 bucks from ur pocket and pay me back right? hmm.. maybe i was just being suspicious. well that's what i thought so i didnt bother much about it. the benefit of doubt was given to blut.

1st major incident that put me off. blut made a blantant comment that she owed by $x. and that i owed baoying $(x+100). she sounded so happy when she said that. i was appalled. i cldnt believe my ears. up to that point in time i might not have paid for many major items. but i was sure as hell that i freaking paid for more things that that bloody fucking stinking vagina leaking porn shop owner fetish bitch. while that stingy horny father and begger fucking slut refused to pay for anything, i did!! i was fuming. i did quick mental sums in my mind and i realised that it was not mathemathically possible for that fucking chee bye daughter of a whore to actually owe by less money than me. that got me checking the books (which literally a book... her diary).

reading the books made me really pissed. granted it was up to date but it was messy. and the individual accounts where how much each one owes one another was in a mess. it didnt make sense. try as i might i really cldnt make much sense of how she did her maths. numbers just magically appeared and the amounts just grew astronomically. the only thing that made sense was the records of what ever we paid, for what and how much.

the most amazing part of her accounts is that there is no page for her! me, linc and by have ours. blut's one is hidden somewhere in the abyss of her mother fucking diary. i refused (on moral grounds that it IS unethical to flip thru someone's diary.) to search her diary for her data since she so obviously restricted me to those few pages. i gave up. from that day onwards i just made sure that everything i spent on (ie, dinner, hotel bills etc etc) was recored in that book.

2nd incident.

fucking blut one night happily commented that i owed linc 137 (or so i remember ) more than her. maybe she didnt do it that way. but the bottom line is she had to tell me that i owed linc 137 big ones more than her.

i snapped.

"how on fucking earth can i possibly owe linc more money than u. i pay for more things than u and he does not share much with me. ARE U FUCKING SURE.(note, it was a statement rather than a question.)" she looks distraught, as if taken aback by the sheer mental capacity of me to THINK. the gall of that bitch. juts because i look like i dun give 2 shits . the fact that i seem trusting and that i MAKE u think i'm dumb does NOT mean that i dun give 2 shits, that i'm am trusting to a fault and that i am DUMB.

it's always good to have people underestimate u.

remember that.

she looks around, TWICE. and stutters, "i paid linc back $100. so u owe him more." point of fact, even if she did pay him back $100 i shld not owe him a $37 more. remember, she didnt pay for anything. i DID. TECHNICALLY, I SHLD OWE HIM LESS THAN $100 NOT $137 (this is with reference to blut of course.) u shld be getting my drift. unless ur dumb.

i gave her the eye and left it at that. the lion has awaken. no more shall thy hand thy tounge look like the innocent flower. but be the serpent neath!

on the day before she left us to go screw the porn shop owner, i asked her to let me photo copy the master copy on her diary. she fucking had the gall to tell me there was no need because she already copied it out BY HAND on a piece of paper and she calculated everything out for us already. all we had to do was follow her calculations. "HELLO EXCUSE ME. DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PRICK TO U. DO I SEEM SO GULLIABLE TO U. DO U THINK THAT I WLD TRUST U. WHEN I FUCKING MET U FOR 4 WEEKS?

she said she wld pass it to me when she woke up. i said i'll fucking search ur bag till i get it NOW. she passed it to me reluctantly.

i made a copy.

she left.

after doing the accts i realised that the piece of paper that she gave me was empty. she wrote everything down. but left out how much we owed each other. in addition, she wrote down all the items that we paid for but she left out those items SHE paid for. what transparency... but why wld she leave out her own set of accounts?

conclusion:

she wanted us to pay for her. she wanted to doctor the accounts. the gall of some people. do not "ban men nou fu". DO NOTCHEAT AN ACCOUNTANT. please... she paid a grand total of 169 for everyone on the trip. i paid ard 740... SO HOW THE HELL DID I END UP OWING THE OTHERS MORE MONEY THAN SHE DID? for good measure, by paid like $2000 and linc $1500. she's amazing. i do not belive her... she hoped that we wld all take her word for it and just pay thru our noses and she wld than make a killing.

I HAVE HALF A MIND TO FUCKING TELL HER OFF.

THEN TELL HER BOYFRIEND SHE'S FUCKING ANOTHER GUY FULL TIME. AND ANOTHER 2 ONE NIGHT STANDS.

THEN TELL THE OTHER GUY WHO'S SHE IS FUCKING THAT SHE HAD 2 ONE NIGHT STANDS AND THAT HE'S NOT THE ONLY GUY WHO GOT LUCKY.

lucky, i mean UNlucky.

UN fucking LUCKY.

meanwhile i shall chant, STD, HIV, STD, HIV.

*blut = bitch+ slut