Horns

bitch(the bitch in the trip) is the single most horny gal i've ever met. i swear her vagina is a virtual leaking tap of vagina fluid. it's leaking so bad, it's a wonder how she gets rid of the stains on her bed every morning... let me name the ways.

1. she has to walk into EVERY SINGLE fucking sex shop or lingire shop that we pass by.
2. er eyes light up as if she's a druggie seeing free pot laid out in front of her (with a penis that is not flacid).
3. she has tried to seduce the only other available guy on this trip, by touching his sensitive areas, hitting on him and she actually tried to get a response from him by "accidentally" touching him when they are in bed.
4. how she used to wear lingire to bed at the beginning but now sleeps in t-shirt and shorts when her charm has so obviously failed.
5. how she tries to pick up and seduce every single human being with a fucking flaming penis on the streets.
6.that when we lost her by"accident" how she waltzed into a sex shop and bought a pink corset (she has the body of a 63kg female with tits the size of a siew mai and an ass that puts j-lo to utter shame).
7. in addition she picked up a HENTAI DVD called 4days with randy AND had a nice chat with the porn shop owner for almost an hour.
8. and if that's not all she conviently gave him the telephone number of our hotel. and yes that prick actually called us up. u can just imagine the look on my face when i answered the phone and heard this guy with an american accent looking for her.
9. bitch,"OH U CALLED AT THE RIGHT TIME. I JUST GOT HOME." FUCKER (this is what i think he said,"oh goodie, let's have sex." bitch," it's so fun talking to the LOCALS instead of walking around." prick," yeah! let's FUCK." bitch,"great! so i'll stay at ur place saturaday night?" ........
10. she's not staying with us saturday night.

what a horny bitch i tell u. i hope she contracts an std.
contracts an std.
STD.
DIE.
oops, i dunno what i pressed. i ust printed it out... oh my fucking god...
better destroy it...

bitch quotes
"i'm practically single on this trip" (she has 2 sex toys in singapore and 1 more in australia.)
me," isnt that unfair to HIM(REFERING TO HER BOYFIEND WHO SHE IS CHEATING ON WITH 2 OTHER MALES.)" bitch"AFFIAR?! I'M NOT HAVING AN AFFIAR." me,"i said UNFAIR."
"i'm happy with my 63 kg body. at least i dun look like i'm 63." (THAT'S WHAT U THINK. it's what i call delusional.)
she wears hot pants and a top that is 2 sizes too small with black rebok boots.(i feel like telling her womb raider is outta fashion and she looks like a prostitute.)
she's estatic that many guys give her cat calls and smiles at her when she's in that outfit.(....)