The Patriot

I never cease to amaze myself. i actually did plan to come back to beloved singapore on it's birthday, it's day of independence, the 1st time it was named an independent republic. national day. 9th of august. 1230 pm and i was back on singapore soil, back to home and no matter what everyone else might say i firmly believe that my visit to the states has made me so much prouder to be called singaporean.

let's see, they're pretty much colour blind in the states but racism still rears it's ugly head from time to time. at least in sunny singapore, i can always be assured that i wun be treated like a 2nd class citizen for the simple reason that I AM THE MAJORITY.

in the middle of the night i can stroll the streets of singapore without fear for my life and possessions. hell, even geylang is safe in the middle of the night.in fact, it is very safe if u stick to the main roads, when was the last time u heard that someone was killed or raped of mobbed at geylang... in the states however, it is completely different. once it's night fall it's almost completely deserted in the suburbs and the only city that has some sembalance of life is san fransico. call me paranoid or strange but hell was i scared in the suburbs. it's EMPTY. the irony, so many people but u dun see a single person in sight. the occasional car doesnt help either. even the petrol kiosks are manned. but aint no way ur gonna touch the people working there. they're all locked inside their offices. all the safer from potential robbers if u ask me. san fransico is worst, i stayed in the red light district and judging from the number of people sleeping on the streets u might think that the streets are the most comfy and warmst place to stay. i dun know about u but seeing so many homeless people on the streets in the middle of the night does unsettle me somewhat. maybe it's me. i think it's not.

call me chicken.

i rather be alive than dead.

i rather have my clothes and money with me than say tat i've had the experience of being mobbed.

the only thing that america has that singapore doesnt is the weather and the mountains. but as lee kuan yew has said, the air conditioner is the greatest invention of mankind and as i always say, every mountain looks the same. maybe this one is taller, redder, more plants on it etc etc. THEY'RE THE SAME. if i ever show u my pictures of the grand canyon u'll see. SAME

SAME.

SAME.

SAME.

maybe i'm unappreciative.

probably.

blut ran off with the porn shop guy again. hahah! we made a nice chat about stds after that. she was so quiet, i swear. like a giraffe. i wonder why was she so quiet. could u kids tell me why? *evil laughs*

blut left her bra in the hotel. linc found it and propmtly annouced to the whole room. btw, her bra is 90 percent padding. 10 percent boobs. after a careful inspection of her bra, i'm convinced. she's not an a cup. rather a square root a cup (smaller than a...). it's all padding, there was no space for boobs. HAHAHA. imagine that. A BRA THAT IS ALL PADDING AND NO SPACE FOR BOOBS. lol. it's what transvertites wear i think.

back to the story, after annoucing it he shouted i'm not taking it! i said me too! by just went , "well i'm not taking it too." it was at that moment i noticed semen stains on her bra!!! white semen stains. unless she produces milk, it's semen stains. on the semen stains were on the bra that she wore when she went to visit the porn shop owner. how do we know it was that bra? ans: she was parading round the room in it the night before. why? probably to seduce linc. why? she has leaking vagina syndrome.

that sealed her fate. aint no one was touching that bra. too bad. heard it cost between 50- 80 bucks. we all hope it's closer to 80.

at the aiport. blut," hey by! did u guys see my bra? i think i left it behind." by (with the look of utter innocent and plain disbelif.), "bra? what bra? no we didnt see anything. linc cleared the room." how smooth! u got to hand it to her. in 1 deft motion she managed to establish the fact that she had no connection to the bra and that linc was to be responsible for it. blut, sensing an easy kill went to linc," u didnt see any bra?" but linc was no lamb to the slaughter. summoning up all the training he has had from her past assaults. he calmly ignored her and started a conversation with 50 yr old women in front of him. he just ignored her. like she wasnt even there. it was hilarious.

no prizes for why she didnt even bother asking me.