i've decided to give up smoking. haha, i've guess those who know me have heard me say this a hundred thousand times. anyways. this time it's for real. now wipe off those smirks and get rid of the line, "now where did i hear that before." this time, it's for real. HAHAHA.
it's the 2nd smokeless day and i've not gotten off my bed for 2 days. if this keeps up i swear my muscles will start degenerating. okay, actually the 2nd day is not over yet but it's day 2! for those who dun smoke, i think it's quite an accomplishment but then again, it's not even 2 days so wat the hell. oh, by the way shld i start smoking, it'll be the 1st time i've deleted a post on my blog. so either way it's gonna be a win win situation, the kinda of situation that i cannot ever get sick to find myself in. in fact, if i were a negotiater, i think i'll be able to sell oil to a sheik and prostitutes to a pimp. now where on earth did the last line come from...? wat the hell.
oh, thanks to winnie, i've discovered that i can add colours to my blog! colours of the rainbow like red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet. i know it sounds pretty stupid and bimbotic but at least give me credit for owning up and admiting to my stupidity and it's not all my fault that i didnt discover it earlier. there's a long story why i didnt discover it on my own and not one i wld like to share, so stop shaking ur head. even genuises fall sometimes. u cant always be the top dog, somedays u'll just have to make do with being a hot dog. HAHAHA, i cant believe i said that. blistering barnacles and holy macaronis, someone save me.
anyways, i kinda forgot how to add photos into a my blog... sorry babe, wld u please leave me a msg to remind me how to do it? or we cld meet up again... haha, wat a wonderful student u're having. btw i still owe u one supper.
p.s let's get going earlier this time, eating time sum at 4 am aint exactly supper, feels more like breaking fast.
but hell i aint complaining. haha.
so back to my anti smoking campaign, the other day my msn nick was Puff - quitter. i got a concerned msg from ewan, she said," are u okay? wat's bothering u, u shldnt quit no matter wat. hang in there." i almost died. when i told her why i was a quitter her tone immediately changed," sometimes it's good to be a quitter. u ought to know when to give up and when to hang in there..." my god, women. they change moods faster than axle's crazy frog gets stuck in ur head. and i can never fathom why people say," he changed direction like 360 man! totally different direction." dun they understand that by travelling 360 degrees they've effectively formed a circle? which means that they are back to where they started. and if u rotate someone 360 degrees, that someone is still facing the same direction. ie, NOTHING'S CHANGE. to fully get ur point across u should say he changed direction like 180 man. but then some smart alec told me that people say 360 because it's a bigger number, thus a bigger impact. now i'm still trying to figure out that logic but if we go along that lines that we could say he changed direction 540! not big enough? try this, "he changed direction 900!" another reasoning i've heard is this 360 is a (for lack of better word) magic number(i think it's just an ah beng terminology, cld always use symbolic? or is that too many syllabus for u my friend. yes u, u know who i'm talking about. dun be shy, if ur reading this and decide to tell me off imagine if i tell EVERYONE who u actually are? haha. I KEED! I KEED!). anyway wat's so magical about 360 besides it being a multiple of 2,4,6,9,10 etc etc. or is it because it's a circle and to describe a a person having a complete change, it's better to use a circle to stress ur point. if it's not the latter then i cant see anyother reason why 360 is so magically. 900 wld seem pretty magical to me too. or are we still living in the 1960's where "the bigger the better" still rules our mind.
This is the second coming of the return of the rise of the revivial of the resurrection of the... Okay, you should be getting the drift by now.
Monday, June 13, 2005
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2 comments:
ong you are so full of shit haha.
come on joyce. it's not like u've just known me. but i must say now, compared to u i aint nothing more than a mole hill.
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