Did You Know

did u know that since i started driving i've spent $4334 on petrol. travelled some 100,453km and got into 2 accidents where people banged me for no good reason and 1 accident where i crashed into a wall because i was talking on the hp.

did u know that macdonalds donates 5 cents from every kids happy meal to the ronald macdonald children charity fund.

did u know that there are as many colours in a rainbow as there are colours.

did u know that when a gal says do u want to eat she's actually saying she's hungry.

did u know that every baby that i have an intention to make cry i make cry.

and every baby that i want to play with ends up crying.

and that whenever my friends' baby cries the whole room looks at me as if i fucking raped somebody.

did u know that i never dream at night. or if i do i dun remember it. and the only times i dream i dream about the big c.

and everytime i dream of her something bad is gonna happen.

that i just dreamt of her last week and a person that i know passed on.

did u know that this gal actually told me that she thinks that i ONLY chase hot and pretty gals.

and that another gal told me exactly the same thing.

is it a sin that all the gals i used to date are hot and pretty?

did u know that when ur reading this blog ur reading what i type.

did u know that that translates into u reading what i want u to read.

and did u know that that means that although i am nairda gno, nairda gno is not me.

which means that wat ur reading is a part of me but it is not me. if u touched the horn of a rhino can u say that a rhino is hard, sharp, long and not too big. that it is cold to touch? if u can then i'm speechless. if not u ought to know wat i'm driving at.