FUCKED. THRU AND THRU.

today is the 26th of june. as of 8 am this morning i knew it was the 26th of june. i knew i had to start work on the 26th of june BUT i forgot. 1 + 1 did not = 2 this time... i forgot clean abt it. hung out till5 am the night before, went for facial, saw a dentist, played badminton and had a bbq at night. and I WAS FUCKING BLOODY VAGINA LICKINGLY SUPPOSED TO BE COCK SUCKING WORKING. FUCK! i am so screwed. (i am so screwed is so cliche.) i'm fucked. (is that less cliche?) how abt fuck. (somehow saying fuck does sound cliche... maybe it's me.)

what great friends i have... out of the abundance of friends i made there ONLY 1 bothered to call me at 2200. AT NIGHT! AT MOTHER FUCKING NIGHT! wat happened to call ur friend when u dun see ur friend at work IN THE MORNING THANK U VERY MUCH!!! u bitch!!! i dun believe u man... what the hell... okay given, u bothered to call me but dun go "HAHA STUPID COCK FORGOT TO COME TO WORK TODAY RIGHT!!!" how peachy art thou. i love u babe. DEEP DEEP. it's boundless. endless. infinite. MY LOVE FOR U IS NOW BOUNDLESS.

facial. yea i went for facial, my mom signed me up for 6 sessions, i went for the 1st one and this is the 2nd one, 5 months later... i dun understand how pple can like going for facial. 1st, she makes ur face all nice and cold applying some weird cleansing lotion. then outta the blue, she takes this monster of a machine that blows steam onto my face!!! wtf!!! hot and cold. and mind u, how do pple find having steam blown onto ur face relaxing?! u cant breathe, it's so hot, i feel like i'm being tortured. like a steam fish... my god. my face was so red and bloated i felt like a zist. and if that wasnt bad nuff, she started squeezing my face with pliers. it's worst than torture durinf the combat survival training i went thru. i cldnt even scream for crying out loud, too much face to lose and i wasnt prepared to lose it. it was so bad i was practically cringing and grabbing the seat so hard she had to tell me to relax. RELAX. how do u relax when someone is pinching ur face? WITH PLIERS! and to top it off, she SUDDENLY stop pinching my face with pliers and slapped on some super cold hard gel on my face. which got tighter and tighter the longer she left it there. it was like someone was crushing my head... terrible i say. terrible.

sleeping at 540am the moring before didnt make things better since facial was at 8 in the morning.

so stop thinking only wimps go for facials, like hell u gotta be damn MAN (sui heng's language here) to go for facial and once u survive it then u OWN liao. OWN. wee nee told me how own came about. a long long time ago in the northern province (!!??!?) of singapore, there were many tokays around, all of whom had a rudimentary command of english (like SOME ntu students). and at that time the amount of land u owned = power. more land naturally = more power. thus i quote, "it's like how centuries ago the biggest landlords will own like most of the land tht kind. if you 'OWN' it, you're the biggest" - wee nee 1983 - ????. GOT IT?

a friend of mine decided to get "natural curls by plaiting it and then sleep. hoping that tormenting the hair over night by tying it up into the most unnatural position will cause it curl nicely in the morning in an overly ambitious attempt to look stupendous and smashing in the morning. i know what u all are thinking now, "how dumb is that." " is she retarded?" " what the hell..." "yeah right." i wld say, "shoot me. just shoot me."

the result?

SMASHING! like i wanna smash my face smashing. hint, she's linked to this blog. take a look at it. GROOVY BABY.

i so dun wanna go to work... it's so embaressing. i cant face the world anymore. own liao, i own liao. =)