You'll Laugh Till You Cry

1st things 1st, i've been dying to tell the whole world this! i have 2 friends. let's call them hobbes and the other V. yeap, v has been appearing loads and loads but she's a gem. so full of gossip.

anyways, a short flashback. v and hobbes had a relationship in the past. v liked hobbes and hobbes liked v's money. short and sweet. anyway, like all good love stories hobbes took v for granted and finally realised how much he liked v only when v was on the verge of getting hitched to the guy who ultimately ripped her heart out. HA! stop digressing adrian!!! anyways, hobbes write v a 3 page letter declaring his undying love for v! and as all good love stories go v decides he's not worth her time and moves on.

now! v and hobbes are out together on a "date". v says "how nice it wld be if they were to get back together." hobbes replies," we were never together but sometimes i wish we were. i wld treat u so much better than him." v sheepishly replies " i wasn't refering to u..."

imagine the dilema of v when faced with such a statement. to rebutt it ur mean. to keep it quiet means ur agreeing. wat a boat to be stuck on.... i'll rather be facing a 60km walk. haha! okok maybe not a 60km walk. wat wld u have done? lol. this is so intereting. a hundred and one ways thru a minefield are u good enough to get thru?

remember when i said working for anything under 6 is working for free? well adrian ong is officially working for free.... haha i'm a storeman now. for $5 per hour. sucks! but lunch and dinner are not deducted... so it's 5 plus per hour... hell if it were me bitching abt someone else i'll insist it's working for free... but i'm happy where i'm working! friends there. great pple to work with. and in line woth the fortune tellers, no babes there at all! wat a great environment to be in... absolutely NOTHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO. but then that's probably why work is going on so well. my boss thinks me and my friend are geniuses cause we are undergrads, plus the fact that we suggested using excel to computerise the inventory... can u imagine that! suggest excel and suddenly ur a genius. ha! but then again, maybe not everyone wld suggest using excel. some wld just not see the problem, others wld be too shy to speak up, while some just plain cant be bothered... i think i covered every personality type there.

there's this gal in school called BY. anyway, i'm going to states with her. while i tot she was so so, not bad all. turns out some of the smu ruggers think she's A BOMB. haha, spoke to her for 5 mins during training and i cld feel all those green stares at me. upon stepping of the field, i was bombarded by a thousand and one qns. giving a smug rebutt like " i'm going tot the states with her. ALONE." just got me a series of slaps to the back. net result - priceless. wld i do it again? i'll never get sick of it. the male ego... it's amazing. if mine cld supply electricity, i'll power every major city for a thousand years. OOPS, there, it's working again... somebody STOP ME.

didnt mean to run right over u... some one else stop me...

GOMINDASAI! HOPE YOUR NOT HURT TOO BAD!

i'm unstoppable.

oh, and to eunice in case i forget to sms u on ur bday, well... here it is! HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE!

i'll remember u bday.

oh and to ewan. love ur badminton raquet. doubt u'll be seeing it anytime soon!

v, i still love u. go out with me more. i love paying half the price and getting the whole meal minus 10 fries.

jing, BITE ME.