Names

if i ever want a job next time, i want to be a car namer. a professional, full time and highly paid car namer. okay, i dun know what they are called but car namer sounds cool. 1st, u get away with coming up with the dumbest, most far fetched and idiotic names. for starters, does anyone know what corolla stands for? no one? okay, maybe this will be easier, does anyone know what the nissian latio stands for? no one? well, it actually means number one in latin, cool right? yeah i think it's pretty cool too, considering that u've just been smoked by me. i have no idea in the whole wide world what it means. or maybe the suzuki liana, i think the car namer just got lucky with this gal called liana and decided to name the car after her... for that matter, some babe called megane probably screwed the car namer for renault too. cool yeah? so if anyone wants to get their name on a car, try to screw a car namer. maybe the next car from proton might just be called adrian. no way, i wun want that... disgusting and i still think the next car from proton wld be called the electron.

actually, naming cars after women does have a nice sound to it. i cant help but think megane has a nice ring to it. and if u've seen the megane's name on the back of the car, it's class class and more class. much better than the nissan sunny... ?!?! why wld they name the car sunny? that it brings out the sun shine in pple's lives? that when ever people go out in a sunny they're gonna have a sunny good time? lame.

of course there are a few nice names out there, the skyline sounds really good. but then again u have racing car names called the evolution, yeah i agree it's not that bad... but fuck... there's was the evolution, evo 2， evo 3, evo 4, evo 5, u know where i'm headed do u... in some 30 yrs time, u're gonna be driving a evo 35... please change it for goodness sake... another company i forsee having this problem is mazda. sure there was the mazda 323, then the 626 and after being bought over by ford motors they have revamped the models. instead for triple digits, they now have simple single digits, the mazda 2,3,5,6. yes, 5. they just launched it in singapore... soon, u'll be hearing of the mazda 1 and 4. maybe for a suv model they'll name it the mazda 7.

but the king of names has to be the kangoo. what in the world, this dick decided to name his car after a kangaroo? i shld think so and i can only assume that in order to spice the name he then decided to leave out the middle syaluble. probably thinks it's "cooler" this way. if i had a way with things i wld name my car the octupus, aka octpuss. of the buttfly, short for butterfly.... the adrian's buttfly... hahaha.