Last Week I Had The Strangest Dream

some slangs i learnt from heng sui.

1) 很 low. = means vv low. this is applicable for all sorts of situations where things are not going ur way and ur feeling lousy and down. ie,1) in charged told us to pack 1,000 more bags. HS proceeded by saying "wah 這樣很 low ah 很 low." 2) we were eating at food court and i paid 8 bucks for some curry rice at this stall called samy's. (i know it's a famous curry place etc etc but fucking 8 bucks for 1 meat, 3 veg, bryani rice and padapan? i say it's a bloody rip off.) upon looking at my food and the cost he proceeded to say, "wah 你這樣很 low leh."

2) own. i do not know where on earth did he pick this up from. he was talking abt some computer game where if u buy X item +Y item +Z item and u happen to be using a particular hero u will be invincible. here's wat he said, " 你買butterfly, something and something wah 很力害leh. then if 你是dunno wat character then 你就 OWN liao. 沒的fight liao low...

3)打 + anything at all. ie, 打 game, 打 billard, 打 pool. i think 打 means play. haha, i can never understand what's with people's facination with 打. But then again, i guess it's the lingo.

4)ERROR. this is a bomb. for example, " error lah. how can do like that." "wah, 你這樣就error liao lah. how can liddat..." " wah, error leh ni. do things do till liddat."

FYI, HS is a TYPICAL ntu student. from what i gathered from him and my friends there it is perfectly normal to be speaking like that. and most agree that i wld be speaking like that too if i were there. i cannot help but agree. haha, 3 days of him and i'm already starting to sound like him. it doesnt help that most of the people working there are from ntu as well...

we were so bored skiving at work we took a nap under the tables behind the receptionist table at suntec convection. it was heavenly, nice aircon. not too hot not too cold. perfect. carpeted cushioned flooring, keeps the warmth in, driving out the cold. firmly firm yet softly soft, like a woman's breast. sleep hits u like a tusnami crashing against the shore, over running and blanketing everything under it's endless powerful onslaught. defenseless, helpless and vunerable we surrendered to sleep, knowing that to battle against it is futile, useless and utterly hopeless.

awakening from the slumber of skiving, we proceeded to make more friends. female friends. taking up the holiest of holy grails, the pearl of the orient, our PRECIOUS, the name list that contains all the names of all female comrade in arms. no one from danielle to zoe was spared our designs. one by one all, fell to our systematic phone calls, our probes into their privacy. ( we needed to call the gals to inform them of the working hours. and we didnt have to call the guys because ALL the guys were down working. packing the things. ) the big show decided not to follow the convention to start from the top down. haha, thru some perverse thinking in his mind, he starting calling gals based on which gals he deemed had the prettiest name. now, how lame can that get... but put 6 guys on it and u've got a problem that is colossal in magnitude. i mean different people have different versions of "nice names." i might think danielle is nice. classy, sexy, intelligent. but HS might think hell to that! that's way too complicated, i like JANE! simple and nice. big show thinking that geneve (i dun think this is how u spell it but yeah the pronouciation is there) sounds like the name of an actress, of the countless porn shows he has watched and so it's nice. therein lies the dilema of which name to call. haha. but it's a good problem at least we're not arguing over whether to call peter, dick or harry. now if we were doing that then WE'VE got a major problem among us...

i know, whatever.

oh joyce, i think u look like kate too!

i think every single skinny and aneroxic looking gal i meet looks like kate.

no offense i'm not sayin ur aneroxic just that u look like it.

oh, oh. i didnt mean u too....

i meant u LOOK like not that u ARE...

ok, i seem to be getting myself into more shit instead of the reverse.

i shall go now. sneaks out the secret trap door with a puff of smoke!

toodle loos!