Rugby

it's been eons since i took part in a rugby competition. it was always something that i did for the sake of doing. since i was in the rugby team, let's just play. since i was in jc and i needed a cca, lets join rugby. since i was in the army and playing rugby could get me out of the army for 4 months a year, why not... yes, the last one was the main reason why i wanted to play rugby.

well, now in the university, why not. there's nothing to loose, my seniors are nice people, i got an automatic promotion into the exco, why not.

today's competition was called oasis tough rugby. like seriously, do they think singapore is a desert, or do they think with all the padang looks like an oasis... i cannot phatom. the 1st match was against KL canterbury. canterbury is a rugby brand, something like what adidas is to soccer, KL is the capital of you know who. and thus, they are the canterbury team from KL. and boy were they good. we were out classed, out played, out runned and out gunned by the fuckers from the north. i mean come on... you're like probably the best from 70 million people. what the hell. and you're playing a bunch of guys who play touch for fun. and to aggrevate matters, our girls just came in second for the mornings' all girls competition. to make matters worst, those same girls were in our team.

i am not saying the girls should not have or we would have won if they were, i'm just stating the situation and in fact, i am kind GREATFULL that they were willing to play for us. from where i came from, we probably would have walked away... a situation of too many medals and too much arrogance.

so all in all, we had a bunch of unfit guys and a bunch of tired girls. lethal. to make matters even worst, it was the 1st time we played together as a team. hahaha. i smell trouble. in fact it was so bad, at one point in time there were like 3 teams on the field. KL canterbury, smu guys and smu girls. the guys were doing their own things which the girls were left out of. and the girls were left defending against the KL guys. imagine that. how on earth could they stop them. it was akin to lambs to the slaughter. we were trashed.

the next match was much better. i thought it was much better, the girls had 1 thing to say.

you guys are deaf. u either cannot hear us, or u ignore us.

the guys had 1 thing to say.

we heard u screaming. but we only heard screaming.

perfect. what a way to go. talk about communication break down.

last match was the best. looked good. felt good. we lost.

ten things i learnt today

1) never take part in a competition that you are not prepared for.
2) 10 things a girl can do to spice up her sex life (this was from cleo which was freely given away there.)
3) pads can hold a lot of water. put 6 bored man together with plenty of pads from cleo and plenty of water that's what you get.
4) the names of the touch girls. like eileen is not elaine. and eileen is pronouced as E-LEEN. not I-LEEN OR $%$-LEEN. and that crystal is not gina. and that that girl with the pink pony tail is actually called nina, not called that girl with the pink pony tail.
5) they give away free sunblock now, you just have to show them that you're using it instead of taking them and trying to re-sell them.
6)i am grossly unfit.
7) touch girls are the next big thing. they're hotter than the net ball girls and less manly than female swimmers.
8) some of the touch girls are relatively cute.
9) people always loose something at rugby tournaments. today it was a brand new ball.
10) never look at a girl wearing a singlet when she's bending down.

maybe it should be always look at a girl wearing a singlet when she's bending down.