Random Thoughts

during a business plan discussion about what we can do that will sell in singapore. short fud suddenly shoots," we can do like buildings that are earthquake proof. it's very interesting."

the room fell into silence.

i recovered quickly and said," we're in SIN-GA-PORE. there aint no fucking earthquakes here. who's gonna buy it. it's like selling oil to a sheik."

my friend told me he was in trouble as he was dating a 17 yr old. and that he wanted to dump her cause she was too immature and his mother does like girls who do not go to the university.

what he FORGOT to tell me is that he's interested in someone else...

oh and that he and THAT girl are going out too.

never type in caps when you're chatting on msn. especially when someone could/might/will get angry with you. I WAS BRANDED UNGRATEFUL AND RUDE BECAUSE I WAS TYPING IN CAPS. oh my fucking balls. i forgot to turn them off and they kinda looked nice in caps.

the show that stars PP as a retard and beautiful mermaid is back. stupid as it seems it is so dark that it's just captivating. don't we all love it when the good guys are in dissary and the forces of evil threaten everything that is good and pure.

my dog barks at everything and everyone.

PROVIDED she is behind the gate.

AND the gate must be locked, closed is not good enought. LOCKED.

my mom tells my dog..." darling, u cannot walk on the road... got car car... car car dangerous... go back go back. wait the car car bang you then you pain pain."

notice all the repetition of words.

mad. as if my dog can understand a word she is saying...