Bored

if i could tape down every single thing that short fud says, i could sell a book like sex and the city. someone would be staring as adrian ong, the writer of the book. it would probably be called something like everybody hates short fud.

during a meeting with the short fud and the pps, we started comparing whoose laptop had the loudest volume. got that right. which laptop could play the loudest songs. oh my bloody balls. in order to shut me out, they decided to hit under the belt, they narrowed down to which laptop could play the loudest CHINESE songs.

what they could never guess was that out of the 11 gig worth of songs i had, there was bound to be some chinese songs. my hard disk did not fail my noble cause. there it was, the calvary. SIXTY odd chinese songs. i was back in the game.

right from the onset, there was no way apple was gonna beat us. it's such a wussy brand. nice on the outside, weak on the inside. it doesnt have it where it counts. owning a mac is akin to going for plastic surgery, nice on the outside, without the substance. in fact, the mac was so soft, we could play love songs, while the mac was blasting away some rock shit and we still couldnt hear it. talk about weak.

it was down to the last 2 competitors. the brave, noble and hardy ibm think pad and the sleek and sliver hp note book. it was a close call, the think pad had the upper hand but it was a close call. too close. it was then decided that we would place each laptop with both screens facing each other. and we wld then place our heads between both warriors and see which song could be heard more clearly. as we both place our heads there there was no mistake. we both could hear iron and wine and calexico's 16, maybe less being played. then thinkpad out thunk the hp nooooote book.

in conclusion, the think pad was the loudest. followed by the hp and lastly the mac. however, it should be noted that the mac will always be last. if there was a dell inside the dell would most definately be in front of the mac. like steve jobs said, our women look better. too bad the others were men.