You Wouldn't Be Wiser

10 facts about life.

1) every Phua Chu Kang who is based on a shakespear play
2) the planet mars is red cause it's the only planet to bleed when u cut it
3) if u were to scribble on a piece of paper and get the president to sign it, it becomes legal tender.
4) a ringing mobile phone set to vibrate at a specific frequency will attract certain humming brids
5) in mathematical terms, all eggs are considered square
6) you can legally have sex with somebody 10 minutes after their death
7) it's impossible to turn left while imagining the word right
8) the word ear is a bastardation of the word hear
9) farts actually produce no smell- it's just our hormonal response to the pungent checimicals released by farts that produces the psychological impression of an odour
10) the 1st telephone call ever made was a wrong number, answered by a certain ralph stetford, who was at that time sitting down for dinner
11)macdonalds and shell are from the same parent company. that's why their logos have the same colour scheme










if u actually believed they were right, shame on u. all of the above are courtesy of maxim magazine which has a smashing shoot of a certain china model called yuna. except for point 11 which was purely conjured by me.