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imgaine ur surname is ER. and imagine ur an old middle age lady. on CNY, someone comes and visits u and brings along ur favorite newphew. now of course u remember his name and u see him often enough that u think he remembers u but not often enough that he remembers u. as he steps into the house u go ," XXX, do u remember me?". excitement and glee conveying ur joy at seeing him.

he (naturally) forgets ur name and lack lusterly goes ," hello auntie.... (significant pause) ERRR...." before he exposes his lack of naming knowlegde u go GOOD BOY. HERE'S AN ANGPAO FOR U.

u should always have a surname like er... it'll save u tons and tons of embarressment.

if u dun know a person's name, just go hello mr/mr ERRRR.... it's indefinately better than saying hello mr TAN? hahaha.

my infamous luck ran out on the 3rd day of cny. not infamous because it's notoriously good. infamous cause it's been sorely lacking in my life... and the one time it came, it came for 2 days, i won 30 bucks from big 2. 8 bucks from mah jong before losing like 10bucks at black jack...

did i mention 10 out of the 30 that i won has not been claimed and neither do i think it's gonna be recoverable. talk about bad debts. and no, no provosion was made. looks like i'll have to expense it out. this might sound smart but trust me, it does NOT take a rocket scienctist to figure it out. in fact, a d+ in acct 101 is good nuff.

enough said, i'll not brag about my mental deficiencies least u all competive and jealous folks out there start comparing who has the lowestr grades.

i've only had that kinda competition once. ONCE. and that was in my whole 12 years in the ACS family. comparing top grades meant u were either a) damn low EQ b) damn low EQ c) all of the above. but comparing who did the worst was like chasing the holy grail. it is always within sight but never quite yours. there's always someone dumber than u so take pride and know that u didnt do the worst... eer.....