Of Osim, Macdonalds and Apple

i awoke to a swarm of bees in front of my window. my goodness, i thought it was attack of the bees! excited i walked to my window and checked what was going on. to my utter horror, i noticed that the bees were just outside my window. MY HOUSE. i looked to my neighbours' house on my left and to my right and clear skies with no bees were all i saw.

"HONG GAN"

ignoring them, i proceeded downstairs to consume me lunch. i looked into the kitchen and "HONG GAN". the whole kitchen was swarming with bees. like what the fucking hell man. promptly, i packed my bag and left my house not before calling my mom to inform her.

why do people go, TAX IS SO TAXING.

i think it's rather lame.

on the ignorance of some people. walking past an apple store in bishan and i told my friend, do u know apple is the computer branch of macdonalds? that's why their computers are called macs. then in order to diversify their business, they gave some singaporean money to set up osim. that's why osim's products are all i-something, like the i-gallop.

she got so excited, she went to call her sister to tell her about her amazing revelation.