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Friday, February 10, 2006

MACDONALDS

east coast macs rock. like big time, they have free wireless, free refill of tea (if u like your tea to get more and more diluted with every refill) and best of all u have a power socket to plug ur laptop into (if ur lucky enough to get the seats beside the power socket). i mean the power socket park is like wow!

i guess they just figured that it's simply just not economical for them to come over and tell every single dickhead who sees the power socket there and decides to plug in. can u imagine telling like 60 pple off in a day that they cannot plug their laptops in to a power socket. being singaporean and knowing singaporeans, they'll prob just unplug it when told not to. But the moment u turn ur backs on them, lo and behold, it's plugged right back in again.

what's even worst than telling someone they cant plug in their laptops? telling them they cannot plug in their laptops two times in a row.

what's worst than telling them they cant plug in their laptops 2 times in a row? telling them they cant plug it in 3 times in a row...

and when u finally win the battle and the fuckers leave, what do u get out of it? a whole lot of bad will and some entreprenueric asswipe (armed with a laptop no less) who sees an empty table next to the power point. 1 + 1 = 2.

now consider what would happen should u allow people to plug in their laptops...why they would be glad and try to freeload off your electrictiy again! so they return and return and return. of course they will not be able to plug in everytime as there are only two sockets. so they'll sit around, buy food or drinks or both.

oh, if u forget to bring ur laptops then there's always the inhouse computers for u to use. there's only 2 btw... and as of tonight one is spoilt.

2 sockets, 2 computers and i wonder why they say good things come in pairs. 2 brains are better than 1, i've got a left and a right brain so why arent i smarter than normal.... i DO HAVE 2 BRAINS. so it's better than the ONE u have.

i have 1 hour to stop kane (from the brotherhood of nod) from releasing a tiberium warhead that will cause tiberium to engulf the world's surface, changing the way of life as we know it. i remember back in secondary school, some teacher was teaching us something and she asked the class, what does GDI stand for... i sheepishly replied, " it stands for GLOBAL DEFENSE INITIATIVE..."

and no, i do not know what nods stands for.....

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