James Bond

i'm turning into a beach boy.

woohoo.

with me mighty unflattering body.

time to invest in more shirts and bod shorts.

i wish i looked like bradd pitt.

the mind is willing the body is not.

i am a firm believer of evolution.

now, i no longer burn under prolonged exposure under the sun.

in fact, i do not even get tanner.

i'm a living, breathing and fucking example that 1 generation evolution is possible.

i am a X-MAN.....

there's this girl presenting in class, she keeps sticking her tongue out when she makes a mistake while talking. she sticks her tongue out when someone asks a difficult question. in fact, she sticks her tongue out when when she's standing while the prof is answering a question. likt WTF.

i've many friends, friends i classify as 007 for the simple fact that they are so god damn fucking secretive about their love lives. nothing wrong there and i understand why people would want to be private about it but that doesnt entitle me to not be fucking annoyed about it.

someone got caught smsing a girl like crazy and crazy means 60 out of 70 smses in his phone. when asked about it he deleted everything and said "i where got sms her?" shoot me please.

i have a friend (male) whose friend (female) was asking for another friend's (male) msn contact. 1st friend refused to give it to her and didnt let the OTHER friend know about it too. sneaky sneaky, a classic case of vested interest and we only realised it when the girl being female managed to lay her hands on the OTHER friend's msn. how she did it we're clueless.

i have another friend who went on a date. find and good. but dun tell us that u paid for dinner, movie etc etc and stop short of telling us who it is. it's akin to having sex with a girl and just before u cum she stops, dresses and leaves. in fact it's more cruel that having sex with a girl as with the latter, u could finish the job urself.