KGB and Rugby

i was sitting in a friend's meeting when he looks over at me and asks me to help him choose a regional company that is doing well, so that they may choose it if they should want to for their project.

i pondered and wondered when i told him to use KGB.

"LOCAL LOCAL U IDIOT. WHICH PART OF KGB SOUNDS LOCAL?"

"the part that sounds like kong guan biscuits."

score 1 for adrian and 0 for the home team!




my friend's nick reads, " 2ND RUNNERS UP! CONCEDING ONLY 2 MATCHES! SCORED AGAINST THE FAVORITES! SMU RUGBY : SIMPLY POSSIBLE"

what he forgot to add was that we played ONLY 2 matches and we lost both matches. in fact both teams outnumbered us by at least 2 is to 1. but the scoreline was decent, 24 - 0 in the 1st game and 34 - 7 in the 2nd game. for all you ignorant dikes out there thinking that we got our asses whooped, i would like to say that rugby is not like soccer. in addition, a draw is virtually unheard of in rugby games and most close matches are won with this scoreline. period.