Nano

i heard the funniest joke yesterday. daniel bought an ipod nano and he was rushing to show it off to me, the bastard!! okay, i was dying to take a look at it after buying my zen neeon 3 weeks ago and i wanted to check out the competition to at least console myself that i made a good choice. damn. the nano is just so... nano... it's like a "book mark" quoting daniel. plus it does LOOK quite sleek, futuristic and state of the art. anyways, my neeon has a BIGGER storage space and i can change my skin so i will not have to stick to boring white front and silver background... fuck it sounds damn lame but i make do with what i have. back to the joke.

behind daniel there were 2 of his friends. one boy and one girl. hur hur hur. anyways... we were all standing around and daniel was showing off his NANO to me and the guy said," look, NANO NEI NEI (slang for breast)." while pointing to the other girls' breast.

NANO NEI NEI

i died on the spot. if it wasnt for the fact that i didnt know the guy and girl i would most definately burst out laughing at his boob joke. haha! nano nei nei. it was mother fucking hilarious. and i wonder at how on earth did he come up with such a joke. i can think of at least 5 girls i would like to go up to and say, " EEEEEEeeeeeee NANO NEI NEI!!!". hahahaha! the joys of being a fucker.

my friend was tired and didnt want to go out. yue and i were out in town waiting for him to decide whether he was coming to meet us or not but he WAS supposed to meet us. while the 2 of us were arguing on the phone yue suddenly said," tell him dun so BO BALLS lah! come down meet us NOW."

BO BALLS.

the net result of someone who didnt know the meaning of bo ji and had a literal translation of its meaning - BO BALLS. it means no balls.

thinking about both names then i ask this, would a guy be more offended if someone said he was BO BALLS or if someone said he had NANO BALLS. personally i would be more offended (if offended could be used to describe my feelings, i would not care actually but if asked to judge...) if someone said i had NANO BALLS.

it's an attack against my manhood, my family jewels, my MOJO. i mean i would rather u say i have no balls, at least then i know that ur joking and that i know i have balls, then u say i have NANO BALLS. then it places a self doubt about whether my balls are really sub sized.

alternatively, what if someone were to comment on a girl? would you be more offended if someone said you had NANO NEI NEI or BO BOOB? and no, no - i dun care what ever my cup size is cause we all know that you DO care whether u have big or small boobs... small is nice and cute and sweet but too small is just wrong. hahaha! wrong.

if it's too small then u own liao. no one wants you. haha! i keed i keed!

but then again almost of the nano nei nei gals i know are single and readily avalible? okay, they're single. now u know who you are!

so the basic qns... would u be branded not to have something or to have someone say u do have something but that it's so small it's.....

NANO.