Financing a girlfriend 101 B

the difference between men and women.

1) a guy thinks that giving a girl 5 gifts a year is more than sufficient.

a girl wants 13 - 14.

and they consist of 5 big gifts and 8 small gifts. a big gift is anything than $50+++ while a small one is $20+++ . u sum that up that's $250 + 160 = 410. yes, 410 big ones in a year...

2) their idea of a meal is that they would have 3 meals with their other halfs' a week. 2 normal meals, 1 good meal. A WEEK FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. that sums up to $ 10 for a normal meal and $30 for a good meal. total $50 a week for 2 people. of course no sane man will pay for his girlfriend EVERYTIME. so we had an average. the guy usually ends up paying slightly more. say, 65% of the meal. that would make it a good $32.50 a week. a month that would amount to $130. in a year... oh my god. and to all the ladies out there please do not go crying about injustice and how unfair the world is that you and your boyfriend ALWAYS go dutch. i mean think about it. he does pay more most of the time... admit it for crying out loud.

3) sending the girls home. that is the mother of all killers. let's say a train ride is $1 and a but ride too. that is taking into account time spent and it makes my calculations a whole lot more easier. let's say we meet her at orchard, and take a bus to where ever she stays, and let's say we need to take a bus in. that's $2 1 way, and $4 home. assuming he just back tracks. most couples would like to meet thrice a week, that makes it erm... 12 a week? 48 a month. just adding all these up u get a whooping around 210 a month plus and minus. and you havent even taken into account your own expenses. do they expect up to survive on fresh air and water...? the air must be really fresh and a whole shit load of water.

this point is further magnified when your driving. in fact it is akin when we compare simple interest to compound interest. for those of you who know what i'm talking about, it's like over the long run, there's really no fight. an average car consumes 1 litre of petrol for every 10 km travel. should you girl friend stay in tampines (a whole shit load of people stay there...) and you happen to stay in CHUA CHU KANG (another place with a whole lot of people.) your taking a good 30km from your place to her place. ONE MOTHER FUCKING WAY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. okok, let's be oblective, u guys are in town, it's around 10 pm, u have 2 options, 1, send her home. 2, do not send her home. should you choose option 1, there is no problem EXCEPT for the hole it burns in your pocket. should you choose option 2, ...... i pity the sad bastard. after getting a piece of her mind and having to experience the cold war, you'll oblige and then you're back at option 1. and btw, it does not have to be 10 pm, it could be in the middle of the bright sunny afternoon. let's say it's around 15 km to reach her place from town. that's erm... 1 and a half litres. plus from her house to your house... that's another 3 litres. the grand total is 4.5 litres. woo hoo! with the current petrol price of $1.663 per litre (it's actually $1.884 at 1st and 1.663 after discount. and that's assuming you pump the most readily availible cheap petrol which is shell 95.), you are effectively paying $7.4835 EVERY TIME YOU SEND HER HOME. that's like $22.45 a WEEK and 89.802 a month.

replace this figure with the money you spend on bus/mrt you get a whooping $260 plus or minus a month. the best part about taking mrt is that the you always get to go dutch. have you ever heard of a guy carrying TWO easylink cards.. one for him and one for his girlfriend...?

the worst part about driving her home is that you never get your money back. you will not ask her to pay you let's say after every trip right...? come on... only if you're really broke.

and what!?!? they expect us to do so much although we're getting on the average around $400 for allowance?! that's like more than half and almost 3/4?!?! mamamia...

note, go and watch gold dust. it's a show by KUMAR at orchard towers and it's really good. at least if you catch it once in a while. and the "girls" there are hotter than at least one third of the girls in smu. which means half the girls in nus and 3/4 of the girls in ntu.