The Girls Just Love Me

"Thanx adrian..for calling me stupid, short and slow today.. I'm officially slowpoke (the new pokemon!), shortfart and stupid is just stupid.. cos i dunno what's going on between the Cannon and Kasper. Some technology saga."

quote unquote from shortfart's blog. for starters, she might not be short. i mean being ard 1.5 something meters (nearer to 1.5 than 1.6) tall. in my world you are not be the tallest kid on the block, you're not above the middle kid on the blog. so if ur below the mean, median and mode. u are short. okay, shorter than the average jane. okay, shorter than average would allow me to call you short.

i can pack, unpack and pack my stuff again before you are done packing yours. in fact, i could go to the toilet to take a shit and saunter back to the room to maybe find you half way done... in the 2 over plus hours that i take to finish a written report, you have in 1 hr +++ finished reading the article... and by the time i'm done ur like 1/4 done... i know. quality...

stupid, that was meant as a joke. a joke a jokeeeee...... as triumph would say,"I KEED I KEED!"




followed by

"I POO ON YOU!"

haha.

and stop staring at my screen when i'm typing this. haha. it's a violation against my privacy.

was having supper with moon last night at geylang when we were approached by an old lady begging for money. i gave her the look and moon stupidly gave her like 1 dollar...she then looked at me with the "u are the meanst person i've seen in my life + total lookof disbelif" and i said, "WHAT!?" u give 1 u got to give the rest... and i frankly do not support begging.

after my beef hor fan and the 1st round off soya beans (approx 10 mins), another woman, this one a whole lot younger and a whole lot more fearsome came up to us selling TISSUE paper... fuck. i waved her away and told her i was not interested and then i glanced at moon... she was giving me the same look. this time + PLEASE GIVE HER A LITTLE MONEY...

i relented, i gave her $2 for 3 packs of tissue EXPECTING her to return me $1. BUT, that woman looked at me and i just saw my $1 change evapourate into thin air. for the record, i only had $4 with me and after giving her the money i had $2 left. the only good thing was that moon had topay for supper.

after the whole incident i told her never to give me that look when there are beggers approaching us again.


i just love posting msn conversations now a days...

PPS:: Photoshop is so difficult to use!!! says:
den who's getting the christmas bulbs?
Puff - burn the effing lot! says:
santa claus
PPS:: Photoshop is so difficult to use!!! says:
idiot
Puff - burn the effing lot! says:
jingle bells jingle bells jingle ALL THE WAY
Puff - burn the effing lot! says:
u better be good.
Puff - burn the effing lot! says:
u better be guai
PPS:: Photoshop is so difficult to use!!! says:
emylee!!!!!!
Puff - burn the effing lot! says:
u better be *something*
Puff - burn the effing lot! says:
casue santa claus is coming to TOWN
PPS:: Photoshop is so difficult to use!!! says:
emylee, can u get the retard beside u to stop his retardness
eMyLee** says:
oh my..we recruited an idiot into our grp
eMyLee** says:
what the