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Saturday, September 17, 2005

Hype

with all the hype about the dangers and how to combat dengue fever, i'm pretty sure the next tcs drama serial on channel 8 would be about dengue fever. more importantly, it would include at least 1 guy who is mentally slow (retarded) his either requited or unrequited love for a girl. if the love is returned then refer to pierre png and his prettymermaid. if the love is unrequited then kindly refer to "yo fu", starring christopher lee and ann kok (who most definately has boobs too big for her frame, it's kinda gross after a while. a classic case of big does not = better. i feel the most important thing about boobies is that is must be proportional. of course this means that nano nei neis are a definately no no either.)
the current trend is to raise awareness about the plight of prison convicts and how they should be given a 2nd chance. thus, 1 ex con sets up a shop and employs another ex con to help him. and of course they do not do illegal things. more to the point, they are trying to sell all the fat girls who cannot get hitched, thus, they have a real skinny guy who falls head over heels over a fat momma... i mean with all the milfs out in the market, zoe tay, won lilin and ivy lee they had to choose the most unmilf of the milfs, wait if you can even call her a milf that is to be the female lead in the show... i might be shallow but i represent 99.9% of the male population out there. of course the show encapsulates the most dire of government issues such as the fight against an aging population, which is why every couple in the show is dying to have babies... and how babies can strenghting a marriage. the full crowning glory of being a single mother. etc etc.
so what can we expect for our next show?
1) dengue related theme.2) mass orgies with tons of people wanting babies.3) how good babies can be (this is to further brainwash the population into having babies)4) after running out of good looking guys in love with good looking girls, and skinny guys living fat girls, now they'll have a fat guy chasing a good looking girl. wait, that might be too common a case, they'll have a really good looking guy chasing a fat and mentally retarded girl. and no guesses who the main star will be...5) after the nkf scandal resulting in a huge drop of NKF's income they'll probablly include a theme of how much NKF is helping the people etc etc and try to get people to donate to NKF again.6) with the looming government elections, a story that subtly hints about how good the government is and that we should all vote for the PAP is most definately included somehow and somewhere in the show.7) there will be malays, indians and of course chinese in the next show. remember, now that the government is reviewing the sedition act and the fact that they've charged 3 people with racist comments on their blogs shows that they mean business. and what better way to go about solving it than to brainwash the general population that watches channel 8 drama serials.8) did i mention the inclusion of odd looking couples...9) and the fact that they'll want to have babies...10) bet u'll watch it.
the british sea power. they're fantastic and i must say that the 2nd albulm is definately better than the 1st.
the white stripes. no i'm not talking about 7 nation army... that's just too mat rock now adays... the new alblum. get behind me now satan. that is just marvelous.

plus, 1 last thing, is human creativity so limited such that there are so many people who has placed ," WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS" on their nicks... just because this is september does not mean anything... should the song be wake me up when october begins it is the same thing... and worst, people who have the wrong nick... wake me up when september comes... wake me up when september falls... SHOOT ME. how can september FALL...

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