Something Yet Nothing For Everyone

1stly, there are no malays that i know of who reads my blog. the only 2 malays i know in school just happen to be cousins. in jc, i only knew like 1 malay. and in secondary school i knew 2. the 1 malay i knew in secondary school also happens to be the same 1 i knew in secondary school. so thus far, i've know 4 malays my whole life. now when i say know i mean go out with, talk to (beyond "ah babg!" )as in talk about things more than skin deep. and yeah. u get my point. so to the 2 ntu women, u r safe. to the bottle of tiger beer, ur safe.

just had the most amazing thought, i'm sure every hot blooded male would love to be mr fantastic. that way, u could have the biggest, longest, widest *beep*. and i'm sure every hot blooded female would love to fuck someone with mr fantastic's power. HAHAHA. i mean. WAH LAO. with powers like that and the only thing he could think of is saving the world?! and with a wife like jessica alba AND STILL HE CAN ONLY BELIEVE IN SAVING THE WORLD. this i do not believe. if i could i would most definately plant a hidden webcam in their bedroom. the revenue i would reap from them. limitless.

let's get realistic, mr fantastic uses his neck, his hands, his legs,hell he even extends his fingers when he needs to and out of all the life-threatening and do-or-die situations he's been in i'm PRETTY SURE if he extended his sword he could definately make his life a lot easier(a certain ah beng friend of mine
would say a lot MORE easier... for those of u who DIDNT get it, ur either a) an ah beng b)an ah lian c) MAT. )

i say again, there are 2 types of people i absolutely despise in this world. MATS and racists. hur hur. old joke. i take it back. I DO NOT HATE MATS. i just like making fun of them. BUT i like making fun of people in general. if u remember, LOSERS WORKIN AT STARBUCKS FOR $5 AN HOUR. (OHOH! 1 OF THEM IS A MAT! AHHAHAHA! ) Indians who smell like deordarent that's been left on for a week. Chinese men who are anti all things technological. etc etc.

man i love wan wan advertisements. they are just so hilarious. there's this popcicle thing that ends with a kid all dressed up like a punk. he stares at u with kid-punk eyes are asks u in chinese have u sucked enough... okay maybe u have to watch it to understand it. kids central please. there's this other one that goes in chinese translated to english," wan wan something drink really get's angry. they play upon the pun where gas is the same as getting angry...
the word is "qi." it goes," wan wan something something zhen de hui shen qi." okay, i'm feel my descriptive skills are sorely lacking. never mind, go watch kids central there are tons of other advertisements there from wan wan that are hilarious.