Bitch

i am traveling the states now as u all shld have figured out by now. with linc, hot babe by and her "BEST" friend julia, aka bitch.

bitch is the default navigator on our trip. linc cracks under pressure while by is just there. dead weight. excess baggage. MEGA EYE CANDY. and shumacher is of course driving (i am the best driver here. linc's driving is suspect. bitch cannot park. by doesnt even have a liscense, btw she's one YEAR older than me. she gets by on publuic transport and by dating guys who drive. HAHA. hint hint.)

anyway, being the "best" navigator we have, bitch has gotten damn bloody big headed recently. a PAIN IN THE FUCKING ASS and a FLAMING BIG ZIT. her default target of opportunity, our most likable lincoln mah. conversations go like this. 1), hey linc, which way do we turn?" linc, "left." biatch," RIGHT!". me,"fuck....." 2) me."hey which is the best way to get there?" bitch,"we can take this this that that." linc, "we cld go by this way as well. i think it's shorter." bitch," if u think ur so smart than u navigate. since u have so many great ideas..." (to set the record straight, linc DOES have the better route. she just fucking refuses to admit it.)

bitch also got pissed at me because she fucking left her bag in my care and some other fucking fucking spilled beer onto her bag. bitch also made me go thtu some fucking heavy metal concert for 6 hrs... i almost died. apparently there were groups called MEGADETH... fucking stupid name if u ask me. if u want to say death just say it... dun be a wuss. and LIFE OF AGONY. sad mother fuckers if u ask me... and there is NEVERMORE... what kind of fucking name is nevermore. it does not make any grammatical sense that i can figure out. nevermore? are they trying to say that there is nothing more? or never going to be anything more? or they want to die right here right now? enlighten me.

apparently during rock concerts there's this thing called moshing. it's just plain fucking retarded. where people run around in circles smashing and hitting and crashing into one another. watchin what these retards were doing convinced me of the innate intelligence of the mats. no wonder they love rock concerts. no wonder they love smashing their heads around. no wonder they're so fucking stupid. doing stupid things like this and listening to heavy metal does make one stupid. i felt that i lost one too many brain cells listening to them. and a lot of mats like heavy metal. trust me. if ur not convinced that mats like heavy metal, take a walk from orchard mrt to pot black. u'll see them. in their mohocks, with their metal studded jackets and their knee high boots. fucking disgusting. most depressing. i mean stop fuicking arouind, stop getting people pregnant or robbing people or spending ur money on clothes that make u look like a prick or hanging around orchard road in the middle of the night. neither should u think that playing soccer is ur highway to tons of money and forming a mat rock band doesnt get u food on the table either.

i hate the bitch. there;s too mant things that i cant say. it's all pent up i dunno where to start. i dun have the time and energy to start.