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i swear i'm brilliant. work is great! the people there are a tad boring. i'm working with a he-bitch. he looks like a fucking faggot. behaves like a fucking faggot. its like he shld be a woman instead of a man. he reaches the office at 645. work starts at 7. working with him is a pain. I HATE HIM. we have such different ways of doing things. plus the fact that he's so fucking afraid of trouble. he thinks the clients will get angry if they have to scope their own rice onto their plate, so he insists on scopping the rice into bowls for the clients and placing the remainder into a bowl. they were eating buffet style. HOW MANY BLOODY FUCKING BUFFETS DO U GO TO WHERE THEY SERVE U RICE IN TO A BOWL... i can think of one. buffet-faggot-he-bitch-style. he doesnt dare to pinch the food that we're going to serve to the clients. it's fucking finger food. who the hell knows if u stole ONE FUCKING FRNECH FRY... and u got to be the flaming unluckiest person in the whole wide world to get caught. period.

he has a friend. let's call him weirdo. for the simple fact that he IS werid. he says the most unsuspecting things. and he's 19 yrs old. without even an ite cert.. apparently he went to the poly and dropped out. he then took a'levels as a private canidate and didnt go for the paper... how smart is that. he has 1980 hair. floopy and long. like beverly hills 90210 hair. imagine the zoe tay acting as bobo. remember the experiment-gone-wrong hairstyle, then try to remember li nan xing's hair. yuppers. there. and that mother fucker is always trying to get dispatch duty, like he's so blatant that he wants to leave the office it's disgusting. there's a reason why they dun want to ask u to go buy things and i think it's because of the fucking blank look u show them everytime they mention a place to u u dick head. he was so happy that they asked him to deliver some document that is far away. he was like, "woah, i think they're starting to trust me." THEY ASKED U TO GO TO ORCHARD ROAD. like fucking cineleisure... wah lan aye... how hard is that. when we were asked to get dinner, they sent him to boat quay to collect part of the dinner. I HAD TO DRAW A MAP OF BOAT QUAY FOR HIM. like it's 1 fucking line. and i had to give him visual aid. NO WONDER UR SO DUMB. plus the fact that when they mentioned orchard towers he has the blurrest look on his face, he actually said i think it's in orchard road right... of course they picked me for that one! HA!

the hong kong team came to the singapore office to help out as they expect a huge workload this week. HONG KONG CHICKS RULE! this gal called crystal is so pretty. she can dress. and she talks with the sexiest hong kong accent! haha. i so wanna talk like a hongkee now. "LE HO MO? LENG ZAI! SAK BAO MEH?" and i just love the way they speak english. i actually talked to crystal for like 3o mins. HAHA. came up with some lame pick up line," hey how far is hong kong airport to hong kong city?" (this is the joey effect.) HAHAHA. which triggered a intense description of what bus to take from where, whether it's faster to take the mtr or bus. which stations are nearby with good shopping etc etc etc. i sat rght opposite her so i cld look at her without seeming suspicious. (of course i already mastered the looking at u with lookin like i'm looking at u skill.) it was wack, and the hongkee babe i was talking abt is her.

weirdo balked at buying mayonise in the city. he was like "adrian u go buy lah. i scared i cant find it and they want it fast." FUCKER. cannot get then ask me go and get. i know i'm smarter that u are but please. left without a choice and being their number one dispatch walker i left the building armed with ten dollars. i walked to 7-11 where they didnt have mayo. they called the other nearby outlets and 7-11 officially do not carry mayonise. period. oh no, the average jo might say. BUT NO, i was no average jo! i had a job to do and get it done i will. i ended up getting 10 packets of mayonise. 6 from burger king, that i walked into twice and 4 from macdonalds. HAHAHA! i'm brillant i swear! even my boss thinks so! i NEVER cease to amaze myself. i am the most amazing person i ever met! HAHAHAHA!

AMAZING ADRIAN!

if ego could provide electricity i cld power the world for a million years.

no make that a million million years.