In Time You Will Call Me Master

never call me when i'm driving.

"hello adrian. this is trinya from belle. i would like to know if u can start work on monday right after ur training."

me while driving and having no intention to work on monday. " yah, that's fine. great! so monday's fine."

trinya," erm... can u work on wednesday and thursday as well?"

me while driving again... "yeah that's great! i'm free..."

trinya sensing the blood of her prey homes in like a great white shark. " then what abt tues, saturday and sunday?"

dumbass driving..."yeah they're all great! i can work all those days too. so just to double check.i'm working monday, wednesday, thursday, tuesday, saturday and sunday."

notice, the fact that i repeated what ever she said IN THE SAME ORDER. this means that i was not listening to her... oh i heard her alright but i did not process it... i just said yes to what ever request she made.

trinya, "yeah that's great! i'll see u monday then."

eunice (she was sitting beside me...). "u do know that ur working the whole week yah? im only working there on thursday and maybe friday..."

me," AAAWWWWWwwwww too bad. my heart goes out to u peaches. i'm getting all the work!!! ahahaha!"

me again after stopping at the red light," that means i'm working the whole fucking bloody chee bye week!!!"

eunice, "that's what i said u bastard. and ur leaving for america on the 15th!"

me, "i know that...duh! like i need u to remind me..."

eunice,"15th july is friday... ur supposed to be working on saturday AND sunday and friday as well..."

i looked at her and started whistling a man for all seasons.

bitch. "spending too much time with u has made me feel so superior. maybe next time u shld call me master oh great one who cannot think while driving."

me in chandler's mode." it shld be mistress u bitch. maybe if u go for a sex change i might consider calling u master. otherwise just sit still and shut up. u can call ME master."

now before u start blaming me... let me say, it wasnt my fault that she called me when i was driving!!! like during the 5 hours i was in school she cldnt call me. in the 20 mins it took me to get to eunice's house she had to call me.. what the hell man... and i wasnt going to tell a person who was going to offer me a job that i cannot talk to her when i'm driving... i mean who does that!! i know, i'm started to sound like joey from friends...

read this article in 8 days... it says, gone over to the blue side. (with reference from star wars. it's how porn sounding the dialogue from star wars sound...)

1. he is here, i have felt him.

2. you cant go in there. it's restricted.

3. size matters not. judge me by my size do you. (no prizes for who said this...)

4. pull out wedge. you cant do anymore good back there!

5. do or do not. there is no try. (i personally think this is a lame attempt by 8 days at humour. besides number 1)

6. luke, at that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?

7. han! can u reach my light sabre? (this got me lying on the floor asking for more.)

8. control control. you must learn control.

9. i look forward to completing your training. in time u will call me "master". (shoot me. this is hilarious.)

10. any of chewbacca's lines.

for those of u who do not understand the lines from the 8days issues... just drop dead.