to kick things off, i made the most brillant, amazing and wonderful discovery today. if u read back, u'll realised that i consider any wage below $6/hr working for free. and if i tot working at starbucks at $4.5/hr was bad. i've got a friend who's earning five bucks. and it's FIVE FUCKING BIG ONES A DAY. yes u read me right. she get's five bucks a day working. BULLOCKS! and to top it off, it's five bucks BEFORE cpf deduction. HAHAHA! imagine that, it suddenly makes working at star bucks so attractive. but then again, she's a social worker so money doesnt matter. then again, why wasnt i suprised that i had to pay for lunch.
after so glamourously losing my job, i painfully dragged my fat ass off to attempt to land me another job. and all that dragging landed me at shaw plaza looking for a company called Dickson... who the hell would call their company dickson. it's the epitome of uncool, i swear. but the pay's decent. plus there's commission if i can coeherce anyone to purchase their products. and even if no one falls for my strong arm tatics, the basic pay is more than enough to make me smile. yet another win win situation for the ever opportunist. well in order to land the dream job u had to go down for a flaming interview and since the newspaper cutting said anytime after 10am, i decided to go down at 130. it's not that far off ya? only some 3 and a half hours after opening. but when i got there at 130, to my utter horror and disappointment, i was told that the boss had taken the day off. and all i had to do was to fill in some form and leave it at that desk. as if that'll land me a job... BALLS TO U i say. but fuck it, there's always other jobs to find (i firmly believe there's always a job out there as long as ur not picky) and it has to be a minium of $6/hr (i;m not being picky now, it's called pragmatic) and definately not $5 a day. HAHA, dun i just love to rub the salt in.
This is the second coming of the return of the rise of the revivial of the resurrection of the... Okay, you should be getting the drift by now.
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
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My same-age colleague is leaving for another job... US$20 an hour managing some crane operators. It's a holiday job. That's right. Ballsssssss.
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