Be Gone Now Thy Bane Of Man!

WOMEN. the most annoying, distressing, cunning and vindictive creatures ever to grace the face of this earth.

case study 1:

let's call this specimen agent m. i met agent m at the begnning of school.at that point of time nothing struck me in agent m, she was just a normal (means i have absolutely no interest in her) looking girl. slim, pettite and rich. mother fuckingly, balls droppingly rich. but that's not the point. in abt 2 sems in sch i've know a fair number of guys who have gone gaga over her.... and i mean gaga. they behave like a fucking retard when they see her. they start reading into everything and anything that she does. take for example, if they do not see agent m on msn messanger for anything longer than 3 days they're convinced that she's placed them on the block list.... and just for the record, i do not think agent m has blocked anyone but rather she's busy due to work and has not been online. and i have not seen agent m online for a long time too. which means to say a) she's really not online which is wat i'm inclined to believe. or 2) she's blocked me too.... (damn shit if i find out she did someone's gonna get it.) and dun misunderstand agent m, she does not go out of her way flaunting her body or acting cute to get the guys attention. rather, i think it's her aloofness and lesbian tendencies that causes the guys' testerone (i know its the wrong spelling) level sky rocketing. and she does it so subconciously and naturally it's freaky. to all males who do not want to be too disappointed. steer clear of agent m less u are attracted to her too.

case study 2:

in my previous posts i've mentioned some of my friends who've gotten their hearts ripped out? well one of them, let's call her v, for vindictive. anyhow's v's heart was ripped out shoved up her ass but in the true blue fashion of a particular school in singapore (the gals from DUNMAN HIGH SCHOOL and METHODIST GIRLS SCHOOL are the worst. so take ur pick, fifty fifty. mgs? is that ur final choice? congrats,u may proceed to the next stage.) she then set out on operation vengence. 1st, she hacked into his msn account... can u believe that!!! 1st, she's a complete computer idiot, installing a simple program is beyond her capabilities. but using old trial and error method she managed to hack into his msn account.in the process she discovers that if u key in the wrong password for more than 10 times u get locked out for 15 mins. if u do that yahoo messanger, it's a cool 24 hrs. lucky for her, he's using msn messanger. anyway's once ur in someone's msn account, u can just imagine the damage one can wreck there. to top it off, she hacked into his friendster's account, screwed ard with his school's email etc etc etc. just the tot of wat she did sends shivers down my spine. just thinking of it now raises my goose pimples... women, do not cross them.

case study 3:

let's call this gal XFE, she's actually a combination of 3 gals, i'm in no mood to go into detail of wat each gal has done to me so we'll roll them all together and see wat we can come up with. cheerios! xfe is in the habit of calling me and asking me to perform the most absurb things for them. ie, buyin a cup of coffee for them when we DO NOT STAY side by side. and even if we did which xfe has pointed out, ADRIAN DOES NOT STAY BESIDE COFFEE BEAN. get that in ur numbskull. and when adrian pointly refuses to do anything abt getting her that cup of coffee xfe gets angry with adrian and wages a anti adrian campaign. imagine that. now it seems like i'm the bad guy cause i do not want to go out of my house to get her a cup of coffee. xfe is also in the habit of just forgetting that there's always something called the bill... amazing aint she. she just leaves the table, collects the movie tickets as if it's sponsored by the government. i mean once, yeah probably i'll be nice. twice, i'm going wat the fuck. three fucking times and i'm like hey bitch, where's ur money... u aint my gf for crying out loud and i aint chasing u. and advice to all men, ask for ur money back the 1st time. cause shld u ask them for ut the 3rd time, u'll prob get an ans along the lines of "fine, since u want to be so calculative. etc etc etc. and it'll end with a if it were me i wun even ask for it back." so there, heed my advice, ignore it if ur father fucking prints money or u fucking own a money tree that grows $50 bills.

case study 4:

i've got to go off to fetch a gal that was supposed to meet me at 2pm, it's now 4. who blamed me for her being late because i didnt call her... which i did, but her hp was not with her. who was supposed to come pick me up, but has no car today. and she offered to come to my house before we go off to buy some stuff despite the things she might be carryin but has since renaged on her word claiming she cant carry 4 ladles... those ladles must be made of lead.

beware my friends. and to all the people who read this, stop thinking that the people i talk about is refering to u. cause it's not. and if u keep insisting that it is refering to u, u know u must have done something like this every once in the while to feel like how ur feeling.

cheers!