Jobs

Working life is just not my cup of tea. who ever thought that it can be so difficult to sit still in an office. i swear working life is just another form of bondage created just solely to occupy the lonely and overly imaginative human mind. looking back at my life i wonder just how often i cld just fucking sit back, relax take my 2 sips worth of vodka and watch the world pass me by. watching the world pass u by can be such a pleasure and i wld recommend it to all who have been so caught up in this rat race. for maybe a month, a week, a day. just put everything aside, sit in some obsure part of town and simply watch the world. P.S, this shld not be done with an assignment due the next day, or having work/school. imagine trying to lose urself and watch the world pass u by with 20% of ur semester's grades pending on a project due the next day... i'm sure u'll be so fucking able to do that with a peace of mind.

back to my main topic. working life, yes. after 22 yrs and a whole serious of jobs at bars, retaurents, car washes, i've managed to land a job. a prim and proper job at Citibank, u can just imagine the look on my mom's face when i told her i was working at citibank instead of some pub or bar along MS or Clarke Quay. the pay is nothing fantastic little over my personal minimal wage, if u ask me, anything less than $6 per hour is as good as fucking working for bloody free... imagine working at STAR BUCKS which pays $4.50 per hour. after 10 hrs u wld have made, hey FOURTY FIVE DOLLARS! after u deduct CPF, transport and meals, i swear ur one mighty sad person. no stabs at all the mighty fine star bucks workers, i seriously admire ur lack if ambition and ease of contentment. it's AMAZING. and it also extends to all the holiday workers at macdonalds, burger king etc etc. u get my drift. HA! just eat me. note, i've specified holiday workers = undergrads working during the holidays. for god's sake ur an undergrad, at least land a higher paying job and no stupid reasons such as 1) that's the standard rate of F&B (BALLS TO U MY FRIEND) 2) i just want to work part time and part time jobs dun pay too well (fuck u. look at mine u wuss...) 3) i dun care, i'm happy working there. (i'm sure u'll be so happy when i meet u during the weekends)

good luck working there u suckers. in the mean time, if u read this and u see a smirk on some dumbass customer u know why.

CHEERS!