Nicolodeons!

I was listening to the radio on the way to school today when I heard Jamie Yeo "coming live" from the Padang with live results about the holler back crew competition.

“The competition here at the semi finals is really stiff. only TEN OUT OF TWELVE teams will be making it through to the finals! So be sure to come down and support your favorite teams because they might not be here at the finals. Etc a whole lot more of bull etc and a lot more shit."


Lets be objective here. How hard can it be to get through the semi finals when the odds of you getting kicked out is lower than you getting through the semis. I mean mathematically, the odds of you getting thrown out is a mind boggling 16.67%.

I guess with those odds, you would probably NOT want your friends to come down and see you fail since there really isn’t any other reason for you getting kicked out than you just sucked to the fucking core. they're not even narrowing it down by half...

In fact, I believe it is part of 987 fm's plan to let as many teams as possible participate in the finals since turnouts for these events are usually less than spectacular, maybe it is the event itself that fails to draw the crowds. How many people, honestly, would make the trip all the way to the Padang, where there is a sever lack of basic cheap car parking lots available. Do away with the parking lots, which guy would face the shame and indignation of being branded a phildophile and watch 13 - 16 yrs old prancing around screaming st nicks st nicks we're the best! And hear they go, WE'RE FROM ST NICKS! WE'RE THE NICKELODEONS!

Nickelodeons. I bet somehow they thought they were the most creative organisms on earth with such a name. I beg to differ.