I THINK YOU HAVE TO AMPUTATE IT

i had the misfortune to attend some leadership sports summit. where the leaders and treasurers had to attend. i was not the president but by default, since mr president was not around, i had to attend in his stead. bullocks.

there wasn't even a decent number of decent looking babes there. sad sad sad. there was babes who were too fat, too mainland chinese looking, too unattractive, too plain. just too many toos. no too hot though. i have not met anyone who is too hot. hot, plenty. very hot, some. too hot, none.
no i am not saying there wasnt any good looking girls there. they were there, they just werent really talking to me. i conclude, i am in the not that hot catergory. some might disagree, fine, i am belong to the unhots but that's till i open my mouth.

my room was filled to the brim with acs boys. in fact, out of 7, we had 4 pure breeds. 1 ac/rj. 1 rj and 1 sji/dunno what. what was really funny was that the sji guy made a comment, he suddenly went, i dunno why but i really dun like acs boys.

*silence*

then someone said, do u know there're 5 ac boys sleeping in this room?

i was also formerly introduced to the touch girls as the vice president of rugby. AKA, the guy who wants to carry debbie home and here all of you can take a good look at mr pervert. like what the hell...

i met the hottest girl in gym but we didnt take. actually we did. she asked me to play a particular game with her and her friends. i said no. and walked away.

but in defence, it was a stupid game. i mean i was playing stupid games like dodge ball and football tennis. but that transends the stupidity level of the games i was playing. seriously.

i met the worst air rifle member(xxx). i asked my other friend in air rifle whether she was coming and i asked her whether she knew xxx. she replied if it was the xxx she was refering too, she would be the reason she would want to come. i believe it was a typo. she left out a not. she would be the reason she WOULD NOT want to come...

while eating lunch, i made a comment that i didnt like KL zouk. xxx asked me when did i go. i said i went last summer. she looked at me and said when... thinking she didnt hear me, i repeated, summer... she then said what day. i said summer... like summer holidays. she got impaitient and said WHAT DAY. i sad a WEEK DAY during summer. she then said SINGAPORE GOT NO SUMMER....

i can die, please shoot me now. i felt as if i was speaking french. ali g's wife was laughing her head off while trying to be as indiscreet as possible. the rest of the conversation is of little consequence.

i had a slight impression that xxx wasnt well liked. during the last day,xxx managed to injure her foot and she couldnt walk as a result (i am skeptical. i believe she hated the lack of attention that she was getting and was trying to make up for it.). a friend of mine say her walking up a flight of steps with the assistance of 2 strong ladies and he said in his most sympathetic tone," oh man, that looks bad...


I THINK YOU HAVE TO AMPUTATE IT."