Nicks

Sometimes I wish I could go around changing my msn nick so as to poke fun at other people’s msn nicks. Be it bad English or a pun on their nicks or something as blatant as telling them that their emo fucking nicks are just that. Too emo and too fucked up.

For example, if someone’s nick was “ today I and Jane fucked.”

Doesn’t he know that it’s always Jane and I? do not be such a self centered narcissistic bastard please. The world neither revolves around you and neither does it spin only for you. Please. Perspective here…

Or when someone’s nick is “never betray the trust that was given to you…”

Is it me or isn’t that obvious? Why do people break the trust placed in them…

1, you’ve obviously misplaced that trust…
2, you’re unimportant
3, there is something better to be gained from breaking that trust
4, you’re a fucker and by default, all your friends are fuckers

Or perhaps you’re simply reminding yourself not to break a trust which has been placed upon you. But if you have to put that on your msn nick to remind yourself, you are really 1 dumb mother fucker.

Anyway, what’s up with putting such a nick on? Are you trying to tell that special someone not to break your trust? Which is just stupid because the sheer fact that you had to tell that someone not to break it means you can’t trust the person. So why trust him in the 1st place…

And if someone did break your trust, don’t you think it’s already too little too late to tell the person that you know? How petty is that…. Just pretend you don’t know and shove an umbrella up his ass and open it.

Another example is “ The bird of the Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame.”

Uh huh.. The bird of THE Hermes… it’s a god, for goodness sake. It’s like going, I am the Adrian ong. Instead of Adrian.

When I 1st read it I was like wtf. Who wants to be the bird of the hermes… it was just weird. And upon googling (oh no, I might get sued for this), I came upon this

The Bird of Hermes is my name,
Eating my wings to make me tame
Hiding the face which many would fear
And allowing a facade to appear
Devouring that which lets me soar
So that I can be accepted forevermore

What conformatism. Such valour. It’s akin to eating one's balls off when your on a deserted island so that you can be one of the girls. By eating your balls off, you would essentially be hiding the face which many would fear! How cool is that. And no doubt, you would be devouring that which lets YOU soar!

I now fully understand why people would want to be the bird of Hermes. BIRD.

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Which just proves my point. Do not write bad English, and if you ARE quoting from somewhere, at least make sure it is WRITE. ( I know it’s right)

And speaking of right words. My boss asked me, “ how do u spell except?” and I went, E-X-C-E-P-T. she went I mean I take your present except. I was like A-C-C-E-P-T.

And she went, those 2 words always get me so confused….

Shoot me please.

if you see your nicks here, please do not get offended. your identities have been protected and more importantly, you aren't supposed to know about this blog. so WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE.