Analogies

in a moment of boredom, i shooke the table while looking at by and proudly shouted," EARTHQUAKE!"

she then took the spoon, placed it into my himalayan tea latte, started stirring and proclaimed, " TORNADO!"

and i went, " u mean whirpool....."

a friend was telling me that another friend of mine wants to play board games and he was pressing her to play when he dropped the bombshell.

u go organise then let me know.

upon hearing that i concluded that what my other friend is doing is akin to shitting and then asking my friend to wipe his ass.