I didn't say he stole my money

I love the lessons during tax planning. You learn so much more than what you could possibly hope to learn. This I would always remember. At least for the next month or so… how 7 words could have so many different meanings.

I didn’t say he stole my money.

I didn’t say HE stole my money. (someone else did)

I DIDN’T say he stole my money.
( someone else said it)

I didn’t say he STOLE my money
(I lent it to him)

I didn’t say he stole MY money
(he stole somebody else’s money)

I didn’t say he stole my MONEY
(he stole something else)

Isn’t it magical how one sentence could have so many meanings….