I am the "GOLDEN ONE"

how to persuade someone to go clubbing after work.

mina, "aye, go clubbing tmr if we end early?"

person who doesnt want to go, "huh, dun want lah, i 1 year never go clubbing liao."

mina, " aiyah then go lah! then next 1 year u no need to go again!"



mina, " aye so person who doesnt want to go, go lah! even torpedo is going..."

person who doesnt want to go, " torpedo going meh?"

torpedo, " erm... dunno leh, i'll only go if you go."

person who doesnt want to go, " okay, then i'll only go if torpedo is going."

torpedo, "okay, then i'm going!"



meanwhile, dumb poly student has been given a code name. he's now called golden boy. because he's the "special one" as jose mourinho calls himself. plus the fact that he loves to go to the golden cafe to pick up orders...

the golden boy has also promoted himself to become the F&B manager. which means he doesnt do anything except go out to buy food. we figured it's beacuse he's too dumb to help out in the office. now we know our bosses don't want him in the office.

big boss, " okay who's free"

everyone was busy except the golden one...

gay sounding boss," golden one is free. ask him to help lah..."

big boss pauses and ignores comment.

golden one, " yah i'm free. i'm very free."

big boss ignores again...

after golden one is gone.

gay sounding boss, " aiyah when u dun want to ask golden one to help u? he's so free...."

big boss," golden one makes me very....... very..... VERY confused."



big boss, " who wants to stay back to help yt?"

silence as everyone wants to go back...

golden boy, " i can stay till 10 if u want."

big boss ignores... pauses and asks, " so who can stay back to help yt?"

golden boy, oblivious to the fact that he's not wanted... " i can stay!"

big boss, " erm i think yt doesnt need help. u can all go home..."