dumb poly student

there's nothing more satisfying than slamming someone in the face for some wise comment that he has made.

the best part about making fun of mother fucker in my company is that he probably has no idea that he's the butt of the jokes.

this only goes on to show that poly students are not as bright as undergrads. correction. poly student (singular here refering to the mother fucker) who is 21 and still in poly with a gpa of ard 2 is not as bright as undergrads. of course if ur a poly student who is currently in uni then u do not constitute being a poly student, you are obviously an undergrad. please do not make me change the defination of a poly student. ur an undergrad...

one day (by day i mean night or morning since i'm working from 7pm - 7am), dumbass got scheculed to work the following week. he proudly proclaimed, "wah, i've sold my soul to this company man... sold my soul for about $2600 a month." from this statement one can gleam that his main intention was not to lament the sale of his soul, neither was it to complain about him having to work the following week, rather, it was to gloat that he had work to do and thus, would be in a possition to earn more money than the rest of us undergrads.

of course it doesnt really bother me that he's getting more hours than me, my leisure time to money earn ratio is not too high, leading me to be easily satisfied with the amount i'm getting. but what irks me is his "oh i'm so good that they cant get enough of me..." attitude.

me," oh man, then ur soul must be really cheap."

*sniggering amoung the undergrads*

dumb poly student ," huh, what do u mean?"

another place another time, i was told to move the bags to the rear of the office, so that the clients could not see them. i subsequently moved the bags to the rear of the office. dumb poly student's bag was there as well and i had to move it. of course while moving it i was silently worried that he's stupidity might rub off on me. while knowing that such a statement is unendingly bitchy and totally irrelevent, i am still a firm believer that stupidity is contagious.

anyways, i saw his soft porn looking hentai comic on top of his bag. this was too good an opportunity to miss and i proudly snatched up his book and showed it to all the other part time staff there grinning like an idiot and saying guess whose this is...

what struck me as odd was that everyone instinctly knew whose it was. later i found out that once he left it on the counter and the client saw it. the client apparently made a small fuss about it. the client was a lady.

women.

another time, dumb poly student was bragging about how he could work everyday and how he didnt have a life... uh huh...

he was going on about how hard it was to apply to sim and how stringent sim was to enter...

hello, does the nick name 2nd chance university strike u at all? why on earth would people refer to sim as the 2nd chance university...

he proudly proclaims that he's so behind because he failed 2 sems in poly.

he brags about how much he can drink, how drunk he gets and lastly how committed he is to this job as he stumbles to work the next day semi drunk.





the reason for the poly - undergrad differentiation here is due to the fact that this company employs both a sizeable number of under grads and poly students. while quality control used to be very strict, due to the sheer number of ipos launching in singapore, they've started to include poly grads as well. which includes, ah bengs, ah lians and dumb poly student.



every star wars film begins with a long time ago in a galaxy far far away....

does this mean that hyperspace travel, flying cool planes in the vacum of space, jedi wielding light sabres, a million thousand planets with alien life so diverse, was a thing of the past? look how far we've fallen, that reaching the moon is such an achievement now. oh woe is man.